You are 23 years old and you have always hated jimmy fallon since high school and he always felt the same way but when you were hired as his makeup artist and game director you two go from constantly fighting to a friendship that leads to romance ?
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I got up at like 9 in the morning cause i heard (yn) making weird noises outside the room so i walked out to see her coming up the stairs "hey gal goodmorning, are you ok"?, she looks at me "more like bad morning, i feel so nauseous", "thats weird you barely drank last night", i look at her up and down, "(bn) dont give me that look im not pregnant" she put her hand up, "ok but when was the last time you and jimmy actually 'smashed" i crossed my arms and she looked shocked, "if im being totally honest like 2 days but for more than 1 hour like 7 months ago" she stared at me nervously, "seriously, on the academy awards!! I thought you were joking!" i whisper yelled.
"Yes, but quit worrying i have my menstrual cycle every month", "well ok just remember (yn), im doctor you can tell me if something is not ok" i reasurre and she smiles "lets make breakfast, im hungry", "alright then" i nudge her. We go to the kitchen both of us triping over gary faceplanting on the floor "ouuch gary!!!!!! why you sleeping in the middle of the kitchen", (Yn) shouts "welp now i know this dog belongs to jimmy clumsy fallon" i laughed. After finishing the food we look up and jimmy entered the kitchen tumbling himself to the island "Well looks whos up, thanks for the hoodies btw" (yn) stands next to me showing them off, he looks up quickly "Ohhhh nonono they're were brand new!!!" He painfully says, "jimmy why aren't you eating yet?", "no, i cant" he yawned.
"Then here smell this, it will make you feel better" i gave him a cup "uggghh its melted mayo" him and (yn) gagged "Just do it" i demanded and he sighs in defeat smelling the cup, i giggled as he ran to the bathroom "thats so gross i can hear him throwing up" (yn) gags as well running to the sink. "This is a biohazard now" i muttered.
(Jimmys) pov*
I got up feeling dizzy but i couldn't throw up for some reason, i was so hungover that even walking was hard, i went to the kitchen to see (yn) and (bn) wearing my NFL hoodies but (yn) looks super hot tho, im gonna let this one slide cause of her, "here smell this" (bn) says holding a cup and just by looking at it i gagged "ughhh its mayo", "just do it" she demanded which kinda startled me, i sigh taking a whiff of it which made me feel sick quickly. I felt 10 pounds lighter after throwing up, i ate my breakfast and turned to (yn) who was looking at the backyard.
"Jimmy theres a... moose in the pool" she laughed, "we meet again, gary fetch!!" I slide open the door letting gary out, we watched as she chased it around the poolside till it finally jumped over the fence "seriously jimmy that dog gets the job done" (bn) Says and (yn) nods "that moose is an Olympic athlete or that fence isn't tall enough" , "i knew should have made it taller" i slammed my hand on the counter. "How can you live in this huge house by yourself" (yn) asked, "well i....party a lot", "oh i forgot you have your famous friends over" she frowns, "we need clothes so can you take us to a store or something", "yeah theres an outlet down the street just let me change" i ran upstairs.
"Jimmy, gary has the leash on her mouth" (yn) shouts as i reach the front door "you wanna go for a ride gar gar!!" She barks running in circles We got in the car "ladies and animal please keep your arms and heads inside the vehicle at all times" i say roboticly and drove off fast with gary in the back seat with (bn) and (yn) with me in the front *BARK BARK* gary sticks her head out the window "She saying you....horrible driver" (yn) says holding tight, we stop at a traffic light and i see a guy with a race car next to us "don't you dare" (bn) holds gary close, "oh yes" i motion the guy a race and he nods "hold on" i scream as the light changed beggining the battle "Holyy gosh!!" They scream as we both speed up landing in every hole on the street till we dive quickly to the parking, stopping infront of the store. "Thank you for racing through new york hope y'all enjoyed the ride thank you, wow that had a nice ring to it" i wrote it down, while they stared at me "you....are fucking nuts!!" (Yn) yelled happily, i looked at (bn) and she was checking her pulse "you drunk driver!! I cant believe i let you drive", "re..lax im fine and were here" i got out putting my sunglasses on.
(Yn) pov*
After literally recreating fast and the furious on our way here, all of us got out the car. Jimmy took a picture with the guy who raced him then we walked to the stores "lets go in here first" i say looking at jimmy, "you go, ill wait out here", "oh right you have gary" i sigh, "can you give us some money" (bn) pouts, "your so lucky i owe you" he shakes his head fishing threw his wallet giving us a credit card "thank you I'll make sure we spend a lot", "yeah yeah just dont take long....im exposed" he lowers his head. After 30 minutes we changed our clothes and walked outside and jimmy wasn't in sight "i really think..... paparazzi saw him" (bn) whispers and i look at a girl jumping with her phone infront of pet smart " i found him" we sprinted to the girl "hey something cool happend?", "yas jimmy fallon is in there" she freak out and left.
We go inside and i hear a dog barking ferociously "oh shit" (bn) pulls me to the toy aisle and jimmy is there scaring gary with a big chew toy twice her size "stop abusing the por dog!!" i smack on his ass making him jump "hey....leave that for later" he moaned, "Oh heeell naaah, i wont let my friend ride a hungover rod", "bad luck baby!! cause (yn) already rode it....while..it..... was..tased" he smirked at (bn) sassily, "She did w- wh-what!!" she looked at me and i blushed "jimmy!!!" I squeeze his messed up finger "ouuuuu (yn) that hurts" he yelps so i stared at (bn) and she looked scared. "Theres a french bulldog!!" I shout as i pet him "You like this breed", "i love them" i screech.
We got in to the car and (bn) was still silent, "put your seatbelt on cause safety is sexy" he said as we took off. I got to the house first shutting the tv on "hey jimmy, i found footage you and miles drunk af!" They both ran to the couch "where?" Jimmy yelled.
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"Hahahhaha that poor waiter is higgins" (bn) finally says, "at least we look like we had fun" jimmy laughs. "Its late i have to go home" i yawn, "oh god i have work tomorrow" (bn) freaks out, "ok I'll take you home", "no you cant drive at night and u still hungover so" i say and he nods. I kissed Jimmy goodbye and left in an uber.
(Bn) pov*
Now that jimmy is out of the way i thought about what he said in the pet store "he was tased, that explains a lot" i muttered making (yn) stare at me, "(yn) i think your pregnant", her eyes widen "ugghh give it a rest already" she rolled her eyes, "im just trying to help you!" I raise my voice, "No, your jealous that im always with him and not with you", "what the hell im actually fucking happy that your out of my hair for once" i shouted "then we shouldn't be friends anymore, I'll stay with jimmy and out of your face!!", "ya know what bitch i spent my entire teen life sticking my ass out for you and all you ever do is treat me like some type of fucking bodyguard!!, well i hope you can defend yourself couse hell im not!!", she looks at me "ohh im sooo scared you biatch!", "fuck you (yn) dont call me when jimmy stabs you in the back aaagain cause your on your own" i shove her as i got out of the uber "gooood ridance" i yelled and she flipped me off.
Well i guess its over, after everything we've been trough, just wait for it she'll be fucked without me.
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