When 1D Bought Me

chapter 1

my name is kylie like kylie jenner but not as hot. today it is monday. the worst day of the week uuuuuuuuuuugh! i hate monday and i dont know why but i like to follow trend and everyone els hates monday so os do i. anyway i went downstairs wen i woke up and i saw my mum coooking me some bananas because she cooks bananas and my dad was reading somethinge but i oculdnt really see what he was reading buut im sure it was lame.

anyway i went to say hi

(k-kylie d-dad m-mom)

k: hi mom and not you your not my real dad so shut up

d: shut up kylie or i will well bang you out

m: stop fighting you two or i will ban you from the ninentdo 3ds

k: mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom why woulde you do that

d: i have no life i just read

k: then die lololololololololololol

m: give me ur 3ds kylie you little povo stop been mean to ur dad

k: hes not my dad

d: ur adopted

m: no she isnt she came out of my

k: ok im going to school by

so i went to school without eating my cookted banananas because i am a bad bitch you cant kill me and also in case you was wondering i woke up with full makup on soooooooooooo ya

i walked onto the bus and the driver was like "kylie get of this bus u smell" and i said "frick off driver" and got on anyways and sat next to my best friend who atchully doesnt exst.

(k-kylie i-imaginary best friend)

k: hi besty

i:

k: hiiiiii?

i:

k: hello you bith

i:

k: ok frick u im going to kill u when you atchully eksist

i:

k: i hate u lol get away smelly

i: no thats u

k: what

i: 

k: *i flipped her of and got off the bus*

i got of the bus and tbf the bus probably didnt have any time to atchully get to my school but oh well beacause my best friend was ignoring me

i walked into class and put down my one direction backpack off my back and onto the floor next to my desk. i love one direction they r the best singers ever 

harry

niall

zane

liam

and the other one

ne day i wish two meet them and we will be best frends and tour around on there tour bus soooooo ye 

(k-kylie t-techer c-class)

t: kyly y u always daydreem

k-what

c-LOL THATS WAS SO FUNNY AHAHAHAHAHHA

k-stop laughin u smellys

t-no thats u kylie u smell of fish

k-shut up techer

t-detention all day tomrow u cant even go to class u can stay with me

k-whatever hoe

c-oooooooooooo what did she just say

t-detention lol class dismissed

wow that class felt like it lasted like 30 seconds wich it atchully did soo. the  i grabbed my bag and sauntered to my next class drama. i hate drama because my techer makes me perform and my groop nvever likes my sejestions. i walked into the room and my groop was waitin for me.

the techer set us work to do about in a shop and then i said to m groop "it could be a one direshione shop" and they said "no u smelley one direcshione sux borls" so i drop kiked them and they died. 

i got home after a long day in school what was relly boring and put down my bag in the kichen and my mom wasnt home so i made myself tuna mixed with melted chocolate because apparntly thats the only thing i eet and also only thing i no how to sepll proply. i eeted it then went to my room that is decorted with on direction merch oll over it and then i went to bed even tho it was like 4pm after scool i was tird and also i dont no waht else to rite so the end of chaptere 1.

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make sure u stay tuned for chapeter 2 you werdos were my techer reveals a good secret to me that  i like the end of chapter one

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