Wickers Little Sister - Mitchell

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I walked out of the car with my hungover brother towards the school, "it's too bright!" Alfie groaned as we walked past Pickwell who pulled his hood down,
"Every day wickers." He quickly pulled his hood back up, I saw Remdog pull in through the gate and skipped towards him,
"Oi oi Rem how's you?" I asked,
"Still in a wheelchair Kim, you?"
"Not in a wheelchair." The bell rang just as Mitchell came in the gate,

"Need a push remdog?" He asked putting his hands on the handles on the back of the chair. Rem nodded smiling,
"My feet hurt!"I exclaimed sitting on R.E.M. dogs knee, Mitch pushed us into the school.

We wheeled into the class that my brother teaches,"remdog why're you late?"
"Wheelchair, duh." I stood up so he could wheel away,
"Mitchell?"
"Well it doesn't push itself does it?"
"Kimberly?"
"Moral support, it takes a lot of effort to push remmy you know." I sat down as Alfie sighed, Chantelle started flirting with him,
"Joe will you go get the first aid kit for me?"
"Yes dad." Joe replied,
"Joe just called Wickers dad, what a helmet!" Alfie and I both turned to him,
"At least he knows who his dad is." We sassed in sync.

Pickwell walked into the class while Alf was sleeping,"and that's how quiet Anne Frank had to be to hide from the Nazis,
"Papers mr.Wickers."
"You want my papers?" He said in a really bad German accent,
"My office now." Alfie got up and followed her.

"Oi Kim," Mitchell stabbed me with a pencil,
"Ow what the hell?" I asked turning round and sitting on the desk so that I could see him, "what?"
"How do you think you did on the mock exam?" He asked,
"Shit, you?"
"Same." He replied.

Rem yelled from behind him,
"Well then you two can fail your lives together," I rolled my eyes,"maybe you'll be put in a mixed prison.
"Shut up rem." The bell rang and we all left for maths.

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"Do you want the good news or the bad news?"
"Bad news!" Ling and I yelled.
"Good news, CLASS WARS!" We all cheered and started moving desks, Alf was handing out roles, until he got to Ling,"we need a Japanese emperor." He said walking towards Ling,
"Alf thats racist!" I yelled.
"She's Chinese you spork!" Rem dogg shouted, Alfie shrugged and walked back to the front,

"What about the bad news?" Joe asked.
"Well you see you are all gonna kinda, fail your mock exams."
"What?" We all yell in sync. I walk forward and slap Alfie hard across the face.

"Why?" I ask.
"Because I haven't marked them."
"Well then mark them!" I sat down next to Mitch, Alfie stood up and grabbed my arm moving me next to Joe.

"No." He stated, I groaned and leaned back in my chair.
Ling stood and walked towards him yelling in Chinese, suddenly Alfie brightened up.
"Ling your a genius!" He yelled,"pass to the left method!" I smacked my head onto the desk and groaned.

After class Alfie kept me behind,"what?" I asked wanting to leave.
"Stop talking to Mitchel!"
"Thats what this's about?" I shouted,"I'm off."

He followed me into the corridor where we were met with Grayson,"two Wickers in one place." He said menacingly.
"Oh piss off Grayson." I pushed him out of my way and went to the lunch hall.

A few minutes later Alfie walked into the lunch hall wearing only socks, I sighed and pulled him to lost and found sitting him on the chair and looking through the box, pulling out two purple crocs. He shook his head no, "its all we've got, sorry bro."
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In class Alfie was grumpy and sad because apparently Fraser has a crush on miss. Gulliver as well.
"Stop being such a pussy its only a girl," Mitchell yelled from the back of the class, Alfie looked more sad for some reason,"what i meant to say was, stop being such a girl its only a pussy." I nodded and Alfie glared at me. Mitchell started talking again, "you need to mark those papers as well because if you don't you might get fired and if you get fired that means say goodbye to class wars and hello to homework," he said and everyone listened," don't get me wrong your a twat, like a huge twat."
"A massive twat." I chimed in and he glared again.

"Give me the mock exam papers." I said walking over to his desk.
"Every one pass to the left."he said loudly.
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"Everyone failed." Alfie walked in and yelled the class went silent, suddenly there was a knock at the door, Alfie peeked out the door,"one minute!" He yelled through the door. "Joe i need you to go hide in the cupboard."
"Okay." Joe replied, I rolled my eyes how does he put up with my brother? Alfie and Gulliver talked at the door for a bit until Joe shouted,"can I come out now?" Gulliver looked confused, Alfie looked at me for help so i started coughing dramatically. Alf closed the door and spoke to Joe while he was in the cupboard.
"What was that about?" I whispered to Mitchell, he shrugged.
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"You failed." Alfie said to me, we were sitting at the table during parents evening.
"I know."
"Cool, next!" He yelled, I got up and moved away still in earshot though because Ling was next and knowing Alfie he was going to say something racist and he did,
"Stop being racist you twat i smacked him on the back of the head apologising to Lings parents. Once they were done Pickwell sat down and started talking to Alfie,
"Rem dogs dad has a glass eye!" Mitchell yelled,"what a penis!"
"Shut up Mitch!" I shouted at him mouthing sorry to Alfie who just sighed and turned around.

The assembly was happening but i wasn't paying attention more focused on Joe and Alfie whispering,"what's going on?" I asked them,
"I told miss. Gulliver that my mum is dead." Joe whispered to me.
"What?" I asked, miss. Gulliver suddenly yelled,
"Emma Poulter is dead."
"No I'm not!" Joes mum yelled at Gulliver.
"Alfie what do we do?" Alfie stood on a chair and started yelling things, I left to stand outside and wait on Alfie because I cant stand and watch him be an utter idiot.

"Hey." Mitchell spoke giving me a fright as people started filing out of the school.
"Hi." I replied,"what's up?"
"Nothing, just wondering if-" Alfie was dragging me away. I waved at Mitch he smiled back and walked away.