when i got home, y'all already know what it smell like,
PUNANI
i pinched my nose shut, not tryna breathe the vagina in, and ran to my room. i whipped out my phone and went to wattpad.
DAMN. my Nicki Minaj x Reader fanfic updated 9 chapters. i laid down in the dark and began to read this juicy ass fanfic.
about 6 minutes in, i hear a knock.
"what the hell you want?" i yelled and the door opened. "uh, Yoongi made dinner, and i uh-"
"SPIT IT OUT WTF YOU WAITING FOR."
"damn. just tryna tell you dinner is ready..."
i pushed Tae's uglass outta the way and went to the table. "i hope you like thupper!" yoongi lisped at us and smiled. there was this big ass fuckin bowl of some shit that look like tartar sauce and some soy sauce. then, four more big ass bowls but slightly smaller filled with yellow rice, some sweet onions and olives sprinkled around something that look like a whole ass lemon. i get closer and i notice a raw rigatoni on top of the lemon just standing there with some ramen noodles wrapped around the lemon, and the outskirts of the bowl, and some melted cheese spread across. "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS" i screamed. "i-it'th my thuper mega thcrumptiouth MEAL" yoongi yelled. "WHYS THERE A WHOLE LEMON WITH SOME RAMEN AROUND IT?"
"jutht eat..." he spit a lil bit on my hand. "WHAT THE FUCK. BITCH CLEAN THIS OFF RN. IM DEADASS." i looked at yoongi with a glare. "y'all it ain't even that bad. 🤪" tae was monchin on the dinner. "tae stfu." i rolled my eyes. "wait- you ain't even PEEL the lemon before eating the shit?" i walked over to taes half eaten lemon and threw it at his head.
C L U N K
"DAMN JIMIN WTF YOU SO VIOLENT FOR TODAY"
Hoseok came outta nowhere and sat down to eat. "im sure this isn't so bad." he grabbed his spoon and began to eat. i saw pain flash before his eyes but he kept eating. "very good, yoongi" he smiled. "jimin better shut his bitchass up before i snap his neck." hobi spoke. "i don't gotta shut up if ion wanna." i grabbed some tartar and was boutta put it in hoseok's hair but he pulled some ninja move and THREW ME AT THE TABLE.
i was deadass passed out.
