So..
I've been on Wattpad for a year!
Is that exciting?I don't know :')
I've met some amazing people on here
iconicphan__ ♥
france_stop (you don't get a heart because)
Xx--GhostGirl--xX 💜And uh yeah
So how's life?
I'm great (that is a lie)The woman is me and the goldfish is also me
Schools stressing me out
My dog swallowed a needle
I got a new phone
AN d Io rDER ED THE NeW DAN anD pHil pAST E L PLu S Hie S
I am a vv excited boye for that
I might delete this book unless someone wants me to keep it
ヽ(´ー`)┌So uh yeah
Thanks for over like 160 followersStay Alive |-/ ♥
Everything in this jungle wanna eat you baby
I can't blame 'em 'cause you look so fine
I want to give you sexual rabies
Gimme that sweet sweet monkey vagine
Though I wanna put your pelvis in traction
On Pandora, the main attraction isBlue rabbits fucking
Blue rabbits fucking, yeah
Blue rabbits fuckingYou know you won't see rabbit sex in "The Lord of the Rings"
Smack her in the ass with your ponytail thingJack Sully was a soldier in a bad position
He won't be scoring with that spinal condition
They put him in a body with a tail and fangs
And what we're presuming is an indigo wang
Now he's gonna nail all the beaver he wanna
While the animators spank it to Zoe Saldana
And now we've got
Blue rabbits fucking
Blue rabbits fucking, yeah
Blue rabbits fucking all over the place
Blue rabbits fucking
Blue rabbits fucking everywhereBlue rabbits fucking
This whole planet's got fuck stench
Blue rabbits fucking, yeah
You can smell it on the other side of the sun
Or however many suns the damn planet has
YOU ARE READING
Ugh, Life
Non-FictionI've seen people make stories like this so I will too because why not.