Last night, I had a dream where I was hanging out with one of my friends, Emily, and we spent the day with her boyfriend, Alex, and his cousin, Leo.
We had gone to the mall and she bought a bunch of clothes that she was gonna wear once and throw away. The guys bought candy from the candy store and I had fun watching people enter the mall to return items
only to come out with 3 more bags of things. It was weird but dreams are weird.
Well, at the end of the shopping spree, we went to the food court, which smelled like a mix of sour milk and chinese food. Emily and Alex got pizza, I got teriyaki, which, I don't know what it is, but I LOVE teriyaki. It's delicious and I wish I could eat it every day. Leo had chinese food but he's irrelevant.
When I went home, it was my car and I dropped off the guys in Alex's house and Emily at her apartment building. I went to chill with with my cat, Allen, and dog, Zack. I live alone in a 2 story house with a garage, driveway, 4 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms. How could I afford that? Well, I'm an EVP at a company at age 22.
Fast forward to a month and a half (mostly bc I don't remember)
I get a call from Emily's parents saying they were coming over. I said sure but I felt something was up. They got here and they looked super pissed. I haven't done shit, so I thought nothing of it.
Emily's dad looked me straight in the eye and started screaming that everything was my fault and how I ruined their daughter. I was like tf is going on? The Emily's mother, who was just as angry, told me how I was gonna take responsibility over my actions. I started thinking, did someone die? How is this my fault? Wait...what's my fault? Then Emily, who was quiet, looked real sad and told me she was pregnant. Her mom started raging about how now I had to marry her before the baby was born or it would be considered a bastard and other things.
I started speaking then. First, I never had sex with Emily. Second, I hadn't gone to her place or she to mine in over a month. I hadn't even seen her physically in since the mall thing. Third, oh yeah, SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND!!!
Emily told me that when Alex found out, he broke up with her and started dating some other girl. She looked sad and I knew the right thing to do was to go along with it.
We had a wedding and the child was born, we called her Lucy because we both like that it was easy to say with a spanish accent and a character from our favorite anime was named Lucy. Basically, my dream was that I "hooked up" with my best friend and ended up marrying her. Then, I woke up.
And It never occurred to me that I am a female and can't get another girl pregnant......WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY MIND?!!!!!
