OFFICIAL GUIDE TO BEING WEIRD

Beta Convention was cool and Kinder Eggs are allowed now

I GOT SECOND PLACE FOR THE ELA TEST FUCK YA BOI IM MY ELA TEACHERS FAVORITE SHE LET ME SKIP OUT ON WORK. Two boys in my grade also got kicked out of the gym on the first day.

But fuckin kinder eggs are in the US now

Update: The one I ate was in fact not a chocolate egg but an egg shape packaging that when open split in half to show one half with a stupid toy and the other a vanilla chocolate wafer disappointment