Mystic Messenger Stuff

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I found these pictures that contained stuff that made me laugh. I wrote them down and now I'll write them out for you:
Zen: Nice hands, MC
MC: Uh...thanks?
Zen: I bet they'd look better wrapped around my-
707: wrAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE! PRAISE THE LORD AMEN!
MC: Man, I had a LONG day...
Zen: You know what else is long? My di-
707: DIVINE LOVE FOR JESUS CHRIST! CAN I GET AN AMEN!
(A/N: I hope I didn't piss off any atheists...I'm not forcing my religion o  you got it!)

Zen: I searched everywhere...
Jumin: What?
Zen: I looked through hundreds of flies, searched through my text messages, and even searched my wardrobe. But I still couldn't find where I asked for your opinion.
Jumin:....

Airport security: Are you carrying any firearms or explosives?
707: *points to MC* You mean, my bombass girl? Lolololol!
Saeran: I don't know them...

Jumin: MC, where's Luciel? I need him to fix my computer. It has been lagging for a while now.
MC: Hold on, I got this. *Deep breathes and cups hand in the mouth* YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
707: *from the other room* TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT!
(A/N: 707 and MC are me and my friends)

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