A Bet and Nerds

Thinking of a Plan

Unknown Lair

  13 kids with a guardian in his mid 20's are seated around an oval table.. They're discussing about the plan they need to stop Donghae and Yoona's wedding. They've been noticing a change in Seohyun's attitude since that fateful night. Now, let's pay attention to their lair/monkey cave, this lair is located below the cake shop in short it looks like a basement but deep within the cavern, is a state of the art place only Eunhyuk, the monkey boys and of course, the ever so munching shikshin Sooyoung. They built this lair for their own leisure, it is built with high teched computers made from only-the-monkey-boys-know-what, they use these computers if they are up to something stupid, or in today's case, they will help a friend.

  A week had passed since that night. The night that changed everything, ruined everything and made some monkey boys hyperventilate. The night of Yoona and Donghae's engagement.. Others would have gone 'aaw, so cute' while others have gone 'stupid shit needs a stupid aquarium', Well, the monkey boys are working on an aquarium.

"How many days left till the wedding?" Eunhyuk, who was dressed in Iron man's combat suit, sat at the center end of the oval table and eyed each and every member of the monkey boys, that includes Sooyoung.

  "Exactly, 7 weeks, 49 days,1176 hours, 70560 minutes 4233600 seconds.. Boss" Kris stood up and read the calculations on his notebook.

"How many milli seconds?" Eunhyuk arched an eyebrow and crossed his arms.

The monkey boys frantically ran across the rooms to find a calculator, an abacus, a calendar, a telephone or anything that has numbers in it..

*type* *type* *type*

*prrrt*

*sniff* *sniff*

"What kind of fountainpenshit smell is that!!" Eunhyuk shouted as he sniffed the foreign smell that was spreading faster than he calculated.

"S-Sorry boss, I farted.." Lay suddenly appeared from the crowd of monkey boys and admitted that the smell came from him.

"Eeew.. Suho! Call Victoria Secret and tell them that we need a truck full of their freaking colognes!" Eunhyuk exclaimed as he pinched his nose to avoid himself from fainting. "Anyways.. How many milliseconds left!" His voiced boomed inside the lair.

  Suddenly, the computers that were neatly lined up lit up and showed the remaining milliseconds left until Seohyun's, and possibly theirs, doomsday.

"Who has a freaking wonderful plan!? Tell it now and i'll make sure he gets everything he wants from now on."

Then Chen presented himself infront of their boss.

"Why don't we cut his car's break and let him fall off a cliff" He grinned widely as he imagined Donghae falling off a cliff.

  "That's the stupidest of the stupidest plans a wedding crasher made" Chanyeol clapped his hands as he complimented, more like insulted Chen's brilliant mind.

"Seriously Chen? I wonder how your school deals with someone like you." Eunhyuk added.

"Boss, We don't have plans for now.. That's the best we've got." Lay said as he patted Chen's shoulder.

"Fine, No one sleeps tonight until a fullproof plan is made!" Eunhyuk used his megaphone to alert the monkey boys.

Meanwhile, Chanyeol, Kai, Sehun and Sooyoung went out to get some coffee, rubber bands, toothpick, porn magazines, pizza, and toilet paper. Anything that would make them alive for the night.. Tonight is goin' to be one hell of a night for them.