Welcome to my SMG4 Short Stories and Oneshots! The two series this book is known for are my SMG34 Series and the Villains Squad Series! I've since revamped this book in hopes of finishing both of the stories off for good and switching up the format...
YunaChie Hope ya don't mind. It wouldn't let me comment on your post rip. (Warning: OCs)
Its gonna be the Transcript Format smh I'm tired. Just a reminder for those who forgot (AKA me)
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_•_•_•_•_•_•_•_•_•_•_•_•_•_•_•_•_•_•_•_• Prologue: The villains have been tied up in strong spaghetti ropes again by yours truly! What devious deed does she want them to complete now!? Probably something horrifying
[Caption: Once again, SMG3 and Bowser found themselves tied up and kidnapped in their own castle, but this time- they got company.]
SMG3: "Oh, just great! This is wonderful! If we keep this up, maybe we'll actually be kidnapped more than that slut you're after Bowser!"
Bowser: looks at SMG3 with tears in his eyes "How dare you insult your king like that, SMG3?! I'm the prime final boss! Everyone knows the most evil person kidnaps a sexy princess!"
SMG3: "Ugh, whatever. Anyway, didn't that hot piece of maleficent ass-" sweat drops "I mean Queen Sriracha say that she was going that she was going to get us company?"
Bowser: "Yeah, whatever THAT means... can't be that bad, though. Right? We'll have some friends while we rot in this cold, dark, scary, ugly dungeon!"
SMG3: "... you mean YOUR 'cold, dark, scary, ugly dungeon..."
Bowser: "Just because I built it doesn't mean I can't find it absolutely terrifying!"
SMG3: "You really ARE a poor excuse for a villain. That's why I exist to add some variety to this godawful show."
Queen Sriracha busts the dungeon door open and throws in three other guys from outside, also tied in Spaghetti with tomato sauce- which she hates.
Enzo: "Why the fuck am I here!? How did you break me out of jail!? I mean thanks, I could have done it myself with my awesome birthday plans- BUT STILL!"
XF996: "Hey, SMG3! Hows it hangin'! Seems like I got 'roped' up in this 'sticky' situation! Get it? GET IT!?!"
SMG3: "Fuck off, mate."
XF996: "Aw, you're just saying that old friend!"
[Caption: Yeah, I'm making XboxFan996 an evil pun-maker, I wanted to give him more of an identity than evil twin version 2.0 hope ya'll don't mind! Don't worry, he's still really evil.]
