SMG4 Short Stories and One Shots

(Old) The Astounding Execution Of The Plan From Last Episode

Time to post the third part of the four part villains series nobody reads because my SMG34 Fanfiction is the only reason this book is even in the tags lmao.

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[Caption: The four evils are in front of the Citrus Kingdom castle, specifically, the Orange quarters and SMG3 and Bowser take it upon themselves to warn the newbies Enzo and XF996 (Now referred to as N, sorry for the change y'all but N is easier than XF996)]

Enzo: "So this is the place we're supposed to be kidnapping a prince from?"

N: "Aww... how quaint! I hope we 'ain't' to weak for this!"

SMG3: "With you on our side, this'll be easy N."

N: "*gasp* THANKS BEST FRIEND!"

N goes to hug SMG3 but instead SMG3 shoved Bowser in between them and N bounces off Bowser like a trampoline into a wall, cracking it a little.

Bowser: "SOOORRY!!!"

Bowser tries to run over but trips and makes a crack in the ground, it was pretty loud too.

Enzo facepalms

Over on a path on the castle corridors, the trouble alerts two guards.

Guard 1: "What was that!?"

Guard 2: "I don't know, but its probably another attempted break in..."

Guard 1: "Another?!"

Guard 2: "First day on the job?"

Guard 1: "Uh... yeah! Well what are we waiting for, lets go and look for whoever is trying to break in!"

The two Guards start running down towards our villains with large spears in hand

Enzo, grumbling: "Well, if we didn't set off the guards then we certainly did now..."

SMG3: "Well if that's the case we'd better get the hell out of here."

SMG3 starts running towards N and tears him off the wall and they both go into the bushes. Enzo follows suite but uses his birthday canon* to surprise Bowser enough to lift him off the ground cartoon style.

Panicky and whispery, SMG3 remembers the original plan

SMG3: "Wait... guys what are we doing? This is the perfect opportunity! We were supposed to pretend to turn ourselves in remember?!"

N: "Ohhhh you're right!"

SMG3: "And thats why I'm the best villain, I remember everything."

Enzo: "Except how to beat SMG4."

Bowser and N: "Oooh."

SMG3, grumbles: "...Let's just get this plan started..."

N goes out first and calls out to the guards, looking around at the cracks Bowser created when he fell

N: "Ohh guards!! We're over here!!"

Guard 1: "There you scoundrels are!"

Enzo, from in the bushes: "*snorts* Scoundrels..?"