Friends shouldn't be this hard to find. Why does no one like the emo girl with their dad's name. Its funny when people assume in a dude with my name. The only person who is slightly ok is William, I know, his name sucks too. William Smith and his sister Betty Sue Smith, their parents must have hated them. I must admit, William is quite hot, never thought this hillbilly town would ever bear an attractive human being. Most of the boys here reek of chewing tobacco.
"Hey, wanna come to the best party in all of Tennessee? It's good 'cause I'm there, and I'm sure every hot girl like you wants to be there with me. So what do you say?"
He is about seven foot eighteen and bulkier than the food mom buys from Sam's club. "I think I'll have to pass thank you very much"
"C'mon baby, it will be a blast" A boy walks up behind him and slaps the back of his head. "What the h-" the boy punches him straight in the nose.
"Leave her alone"
Maybe William isn't the only good dude in this town.
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HumorEveryone knows the apocalypse is coming, it's common knowledge in the small, conservative town of Redville, Tennessee. with bags of bullets on everyone's doorsteps, everyone is prepared, or at least they think they are. Everyone was expecting zomb...
