Can't even

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This is like kind of a rant about my crush and my obsession with gay couples so yeah buckle up your seat belts kids (you're probably older than me lpl)

SO I was in the classroom the boys were acting crazy running around making sexual jokes while most of the girls (including me and my friends) were laughing and telling them how weird they looked (just so you know the boys and the girls are friends) and then suddenly my friend boy (crush) just decided to take it to another level he did the most ➰➰➰ thing I've ever seen in my life I can't even use words. (I forgot what it's called but it's like that thing where they go up and then slowly come down because it's "sexy") BUT he took it to like the Jungkook level (that's an exaggeration no normal person can get to that level) I'M GONNA STOP HERE WITH THIS PART

But then a couple minutes after that him and his friend were play fighting (they're both boys) and their faces got so close to eachother and my gay ass heart just flew away AND THAT'S NOT EVEN IT the taller one (I'm not gonna say his name) literally took him to the ground and was basically just sitting on his "thing" so I just put my head down and just stopped looking that way I just couldn't at that point and I still can't.

Just so you know I'm over exaggerating a lot but it was the most fun day today at school I was laughing so hard today but what I said is true

Hopefully none of my school friends find this because they'll immediately know who it is and if they do

Hi, remember to breathe so you don't die

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