Shadowhunters ~ Groupchat

01. The Chat of Life

Izzy added clary, simon, jace, alec, magnus, ragingbitch01, ragingbitch02, Maya, Jordan and kaelie to "We finally have a groupchat"

Izzy:
You're welcome.

Clary:
Uh..yeah, who is ragingbitch01 and who is ragingbitch02? And why is Kaelie here?

Maya:
^^^^

Magnus:
I'm guessing the raging bitches are Camille and the Seelie Queen. I don't know who's who though.

Jace:
Kaelie is... in my bookclub...

Maya:
Sounds fake

Simon:
You? Bookclub? No.

Clary:
You read?

Alec:
...........

Jace:
Yeah, why does everyone find that so hard to believe???

Magnus:
Do you want us to be honest??

Jace:
Yes?

Simon:
It's because you're a cocky dick and are too full of yourself for us to believe that YOU can actually read

Maya:
In other words, you're too you for us to even consider that you would even think to read a book.

Izzy:
....... the truth revealed.....

Jace:
I am not! Alec tell them I'm not cocky!

Alec:
But that would be lying.

Jace:
Izzy?

Izzy:
Yes?

Jace:
Tell them I'm not cocky and self obsessed

Izzy:
Jace isnt self obsessed and cocky...

Magnus:
"Jace isnt self obsessed and cocky" lol sounds fake but okay

Clary:
Okay then... *lowkey doesn't believe anything that Jace says*

Magnus:
*lowkey same*

Alec:
Same... unfortunately...

Izzy:
Yup, same. sorry jace, I tried

Magnus changed the groupchat to "why the fuck you lying?"

Kaelie:
....... uhm.....

Kaelie changed the groupchat to "Kaelie's awesome"

Alec:
Go away.

Kaelie:
How about no?

Maya:
How about yes?

Clary:
Why the hell is this groupchat named what it's named?

Kaelie:
Because it's true

Maya:
Even Dora the Explorer said she couldn't explore the amount of bullshit in that statement.

Magnus:
Wow, Maya has her priorities straight.

Alec:
BITCH, NO ITS NOT

Alec changed the groupchat to "Kaelie, you fat whore"

Izzy:
Hahahaha

Maya:
Lol, Alec same.

Kaelie:
Excuse you! I'm not a whore!

Maya:
Sure you aren't, hoe

Kaelie:
You stupid mutt, I'm not a hoe

Magnus:
Okay, slut

Kaelie:
I'm not a not a slut.

Izzy:
Sounds fake but okay

Clary:
You're not a slut? So what are you, a volunteer prostitute or something?

Izzy:
OH MY...AHAHAHA CLARY OH MY GOD

Alec:
That was, as much as I hate to admit it, really good. I'm laughing.

Maya:
Same Clary same

Magnus:
Nice one, Biscuit.

Kaelie:
Where is Jace? I wanna talk to him

Alec:
BITCH, I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO

Alec removed Kaelie from "Kaelie, you fat whore"

Simon:
Wow. That was intense and hilarious.

Izzy changed groupchat to "the chat of life"

Clary:
This chat gives me life.

Jace:
I'm back, what did I miss?

Alec:
....

Magnus:
A lot...

Clary:
Too much

Izzy:
Heaps.

Maya:
Enough for you to at least try to catch up...

Jace:
Okay....