bro code - wyatt oleff [✓]

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wyattboi💙

wyattt
my beloved friend

what do you want?

why are you salty?

i'm kinda angry with jack

is it because he called me bitch

yeah,,,
how do you know?

Finn told me

um
so
how are you?

i'm really amazingly fine, wby?

I'm ok

can i ask you for a favor?

i knew it

let me say the favor
i'm gonna piss jack's fucking cheater ass off
and you
you're gonna help me

i don't understand
what do i have to do?

break the friend deal
by dating me

dating you?
like now?
i never knew you have those feelings
for me

stop being dumb
it's fake dating

lol
are you serious?

I'M SERIOUS
it's just until jack crawls back to me
crying and peeing his pants
so i can tell him that i'm the one
who won

isn't much easier if you just
punch him in the face?

nooooo
youve to date me
say yes

stop joking around

finn said that is the way to piss him
so i'm gonn do it
i need you

for real now
you mean breaking the bro code?
no
we can't do it

yes we can and we will
aren't you tired of him being a jackass?

i am

aren't you mad bc he called me bitch?

yes

arent you tired of him acting like 'the one'?

i am

so that's the point
after it is over you can tell like
look buddy i was dared by jae
or whatever

still a no

pls pls pls pls

i'm thinking
wait
...
okay
but i got one condition

everything you wants
excepting sending nudes
fbi agents who are watching me
I don't send nudes

i'm glad you don't

hey

my condition is
you have to send grandma a text of
how good friend and boyfriend i am
so i can show her every time

that's an easy one
i'm asking you to be my fake boyfriend
and you ask me this

yknow i would have done it
just that the day you marry
i could say in the wedding
that i was the best bf you've ever had

oh
and i'm gonna be your only gf
cause with your nerd ass
not even the stupidest person would
date u

ALSO
I WANT YOU TO STOP USING U
INSTEAD OF YOU
THATS FREAKING ANNOYING

you're freaking annoying

find someone else then

ok ok ok
we have a deal?

yeah

we're gonna break the bro code

pretend to break**

i know
also remember
god it sounds cliché
but don't fall in love with me

i could never fall in love with you

i will take it as a compliment
fake bf

take it as you want
fake gf

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(wyattboi💙 changed little psycho💛 to gf💚)

(gf💚 changed wyattboi💙 to bf💚)