[bts are gathered in the living room.]
[everything is peaceful, namjoon is reading a novel, yoongi is on his laptop google deep diving, jungkook and jimin are asleep on the couch, and taehyung is playing with the rat: yeontan, and jin is playing with his guitar]
[its a normal day in the bts household]
[until hoseoks bursts in with over a dozen balloons, several teddy bears, and roses.]
[he pulls on a string and confetti pops out, alarming the sleeping jimin and jungkook.]
jungkook: [behind the couch] everyone duck its a shooter!
jimin: it's not its hoseok
jungkook: even worse! its hoseok duck and hide!
hoseok: ill ignore that but merry valentines day everyone!!!!!
namjoon: bye isn't that next week
hoseok: no... i don't think so..
yoongi: who are those presents for
hoseok: for u
yoongi: on some g shit??? fr dawg?? deadass bro?
hoseok: no lol its for jin <3
jin: thanks bro no homo
hoseok: y yeah always...
hoseok: what did u get me :)
jin: check your room.
[hoseok rushes into his room]
[hoseok gasps]
hoseok: jin :((((
[everyone enters the room]
yoongi: yeah okay i guess thats cute or whatever
jungkook: [takes a picture of it] lmao yugyeom is gonna laugh his ass off at this lol
jin: okay everyone get out. now. me and hoseok have things to do.
hoseok: [blushes]
jungkook: yoongi wheres my gift :)
yoongi: [under his breath] you better shut the fuck up you fucking fa-
namjoon: hol' up y'all together???
yoongi: aren't you and jimin together??
jimin: h-how'd you find out
jungkook: bye its so obvious
namjoon: is it really that obvious???
jimin: how'd you guys hide it?
jungkook: just act like you hate each other
yoongi: its like saying 'i love you' but not really
taehyung: is everyone together but me?
yoongi: yeah but i heard hunter from exp is interested in you
taehyung: fuck off asshole
jin: [naked, hoseok is shown in the bed covered with sheets] why the fuck are you guys still in the door way? me and hoseok are fucking
jungkook: wait a damn minute
jungkook: who tops?
jin: thats a secret, now get the fuck out of the hallway your bickering is making me lose my erection
yoongi: alright princess
jin: you better shut the fuck up before i hit you with my dick
hoseok: [in a distant voice] his dick is big, it'll hurt twice as much
namjoon: lets leave?
everyone else: yeah
[a/n] yikes okay i know this shit is over due procrastination is a bitch but uhhh ill try updating faster??? and sorry this is short!
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