Kaminari then says (loud enough so Bakugo hears), "Can I kiss you Eijiro?"
At first Kirishima looks confused, but quickly catches on. "Of course, Denki," Kirishima answers, voice at the same volume as Kaminari. Almost instantaneously, they hear an explosion from Bakugo's room, and said boy screaming, 'fuck' at the top of his lungs. Kirishima and Kaminari roll on the floor in silent fits of laughter.
"In all seriousness though, Bakugo is so very jealous," Kaminari says quietly, wiping tears of laughter from his eyes.
"At lunch, he was practically sat in my lap and I was thinking to myself, 'don't hyperventilate, be normal.' " Kirishima says, his voice low.
"But I thought no Sero is avoiding me. If I ever try and talk to him, he says he has something to do and walks off." Kaminari says, his golden eyes sad.
"Dude, I think he's jealous."
"Why would he be jealous of me...? Unless he likes you."
"No, Kaminari, he likes you."
"But... I..." Kaminari thinks about how he always subconsciously touches Sero (not like that, get your mind out of the goddamn gutter), the fleeting glances they share and the admiration he has for Sero.
"...Shit, I like Sero," Kaminari says and starts crying, "why am I crying, shouldn't I be happy?" Kaminari says through floods of tears.
"Don't worry man, when I had my gay awakening, I was like this. You remember when I had to go to recovery girl for a nosebleed? Well, it was because I saw Bakugo shirtless. I didn't actually go to recovery girl, I just cried in the toilets."
Before Kirishima can say anything more, he is interrupted by Bakugo's voice outside his door, "Kirishima, are you okay? Are you crying? If it's Pilachu's fucking fault, I won't hesitate to blow his idiotic face to hell."
Kaminari makes kissy faces at Kirishima.
"No, I'm not crying, I'm fine. It's Kami who is crying. He was... erm... looking at cat photos." Kirishima says.
"What the hell, man?" That makes me sound more idiotic than he already thinks I am." Kaminari whispers to Kirishima and kicks him in the shin. Kirishima yelps (not having time to harden his skin), clapping his hands over his mouth and widening his eyes accusingly at Kaminari.
"Mmkay," Bakugo says, sounding not quite believing, "but if that dipshit hurts you, I won't hesitate to blow his dumb ass."
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Fake dating
FanfictionKirishima asks Kaminari if they could pretend to be dating to making a certain blond-haired boy jealous. Being the bro that he is, he accepts instantly. But what happens when Kaminari realises someone likes him and he likes them back, but his fake r...
