Fake dating

Chapter 5

The next day, Kaminari walks up to Bakugou in home room and says, "hey, is your room okay? I heard you exploding it!" Kaminari smirks and runs off.
A few seconds later, Bakugou shouts after him, "I'm warning you, off brand Pikachu, I will not hesitate to blow that fucking smirk of yours to bloody England if you say another thing like that."
"What, like saying you have a huge-ass crush on K-" Kaminari was interrupted by Bakugou shouting random curse words and launching himself at Kaminari, firing explosions.
Then, Mr. Aizawa walks in, cancelling Bakugou's quirk. He massages his temples, Bakugou, can you please calm down, I swear I've had it up to here with you," he holds his hand about two inches above his head. "Next time I see you attacking Kaminari, or anyone outside of sparring sessions, I will give you detentions for the rest of the year."
"Fine, sensei," Bakugou forces out between clenched teeth.
"Now, the register."

At lunch, Kirishima whacks Kaminari on the arm slightly, "dude, stop trying to blow our cover."
Kaminari looks confused, then his face brightens in realisation, "oh, yeah. No, that was me nearly blowing Bakugou's cover about his crush."
"You really think he has a crush on me?" Kirishima asks, his red eyes shining with hope.
"Bruh. Why do you even question it anymore? You can see how jealous he is acting because of us. Anyways, I packed us a nice, nutritious lunch." Kaminari says, pulling a bento out his bag.
"Tide pods!" Kirishima says jokingly and he and Kaminari burst into laughter.
They high five and Kaminari says: "beautiful" and wipes a fake tear from his eye.
Bakugou walks over to the duo, "hey Kirishima, do you wanna spar tonight?" He asks, shoving his hands in his pockets and pointedly ignoring Kaminari.
"Sure, it's a date then." Kirishima says, winking.
Bakugou flushes red, "what-fucking- ever." He says, then stomps off