That Moment.....
that moment
when you come up with the most epic
punchline ever for an argument
that happened 4 hours ago
(f f f f f f fuuuuuuuu)
hey drep can i ask you a qustion??
yeah, sure
alright, but you can only answer with a 'yes' or a 'no'
yeah, whatever
does your mother know your gay?...
....and that moment when you know you'll f*ck up any way
that moment
when you think the waitress is bringing your food
but then she walks right past you
(b*tch)
that moment
7 hours ago when
you thought you weregoing to do your homework
(oh well)
that moment
when you get ready to say some thing
but then the subject changes (wtf)
that moment
when you find free wifi
in a public (praise the lord |_(oo)_| )
that moment
when you walk into a spider web
and suddenly turn into a karate master
(happens to the best of us \_(oo)_/
that (awesome) moment when you can correct your teacher (wrong b*tch!)
that moment
when you wake up after a party
check your pants pockets
and find you wallet and cellphone
IN THERE!
that moment
when you talk to your self
and you start smiling like an idiot
because your just so hilarious
(i know you are..yes you are..you are)
that moment
when your new born baby sleeps 8 hours straight,
you think you'll celebrate
WRONG
instead you run to her room, thinking...
oh...............my..............god
IS SHE BREATHING!?
that moment
you stare at your exam asking your self
' the fuck is this shit?'
that moment
you have so much shit to do
you decide your not going to do any of it
(f*ck it all!)
that moment
when some one reminds the teacher
about the home work
( oo) ( oo) ( oo) (OO) (oo ) (oo ) (oo )
that moment
when you feel like farting
but instead shit comes out
and you realize you've got diarrhea
( and then you think two things....
-1: no school for a week. ohh, yeah!
-2: changing my pants. right......how should i get up?)
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hope you guys liked that, even though it was retty short
sorry, but i promise to make the next one longer, happy?
<3 #@md@
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