CrAzY Jokes, Quotes and Conversations

L.augh O.ut L.oud

LOL [you will laugh out loud]

Friend: "Can you do me a favor?"

Me: "Sure?"

Friend: "Can you go upstairs and-"

Me: "No."

 

BOY: "Just because u have your period doesn't mean u can be a bitch."

GIRL:"Oh? Well just because u have a dick doesn't mean u can be one."

Worker at Disney: "Hey guys, I have a great idea!

Instead of making new movies, let's just remake all the old ones in 3D!"

A baby-sitter, a teenager acting like an adult

while the adults are out acting like teenagers.

Dear people, remember outside? Sincerely, the internet.

20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die.

i hate when people text me hours later trying to continue the conversation... bitch the feeling is gone..

"Nice butt" ..... "What?!" ..... "I said ,Look there's Pizza Hut!"

hate it when people start of a conversation with lol, "BITCH!, whats there to laugh-out-loud about?!"

am i the only one who thinks lol looks like some one drowning?

I wish there was a room where we could go and find all the stuff we once lost.

I googled "Who gives a shit?"

... You will be glad to know that, My name wasn't in the search results. . .

ME? STALKER? No! I just observe.......... behind a tree..... at night.