Oh my fake girlfriend

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Chap 1

Ethan's POV

"Kailan ka ba magkakagirlfriend?" My mom asked. Srsly? When is she gonna stop asking me about nonsense things?

"I do have a girlfriend." I told her and she rolled her eyes at me.

"Ethan, You're in 4th year high school.. It's about time you settle down." My mom said and This was my turn to roll my eyes.

"Mom, don't make it sound like I'm 40 years old. I have tons of girlfriends so what's the big deal?" I asked her and I took a bite of my mom's pancakes. Mmmm. So good.

"Well, Ethan.. The big deal is you bring a girl here everyday and I'm scared that you might get herpes." My mom said and I nearly choked. What?! She thinks I fuck all of them?! I only fuck girls who can read.. Well, okay.. If she's hot then I don't care.

"Mom, It's not like I fuck them all!" I told her and she dropped her fork.

"Ethan, watch your words!" My mom scolded me and My dad just sat back and laughed at us. My dad's cool. I mean, he wouldn't even care if my mom dies from a heart attack because of her overreacting. He loves her but he doesn't want to be involved with her craziness. Geez. I think it's because she's old.. I mean, she's not like that when she was younger.

"Mom, can you stop being a drama queen and-"

"I am not a drama queen!" My mom shouted and I rolled my eyes.

"Can you please let me finish? That's rude mom. I mean I listen to you when you have something to say and here you are, interrupting me. Wow and now I forgot what I was about to say." I told her and she frowned. This is one way to make my mom shut up.. You have to be mad at her before she gets really mad at you.

"Okay, I will go to work now.. You guys won't kill each other without me here, right? I'll ask manang to watch because you might. See you later. Loveyou." My dad said and he stood up. Geez. He left me with mom again. He's not late for work or anything. He just wants a break from my mom's mouth.

"And I'll go to school. See you later mom!" I shouted and headed to the garage to ride the car. And if you're wondering whether I'm driving my car or not, then the answer is no. I have a driver. I'm too young to drive my own car but I'll have my driver's license soon so that's cool.

When I arrived at MY school. Yes it's mine. My dad built it for me because I couldn't bear just studying in exclusive schools. I mean, I'm too rich. I want an all boys school so that's what he did.

"Kahl! Bro!" Sigaw ni Andy.

"Yow!" I greeted him and we high-fived.

"Where are the others?" I asked him.

"Tss. You didn't even asked how I'm doing. That hurts bro." He told me and I rolled my eyes.

"Aaaaaaaaah!"

Andy and I sighed. When the girls scream, there's only one reason.. Andito na ang high voltage. For those who are wondering, it's our band. Ako nagisip so cool ang band name namin. Ang naisip nila Syntax error which is from voiceless daw. Who knows what that is? Story daw yun eh. My friends are gays.

"Dude! Dude!" I saw Tao, Kris and Xiu running. Walang full filo sa amin. I mean, I'm not and sila din. So, ang friends ko ay si Kris Tiu, Tao Vincent Esguerra and Xiu Min.

Kris is kinda cool. He's my bestfriend. Pacool siya masyado but he's clumsy. I've known him since kindergarten. His mom is filo and his dad is chinese.

Tao is a girl. Hahaha he may be tough and manly on the outside but he's a girl in the inside. His name is actually Vincent but we call him Tao so it's shorter 'cause name niya din naman yun. His mom is Chinese and his dad is filo.

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