The Bad boy's fake girlfriend

Chapter 2

Chap 2

She was fidgeting when she entered the car.

"That's right. Be nervous. You'll be in heaps trouble." I told her and put my earphones on and listened to music.

*poke poke*

"Sir, andito na po tayo." The driver said.

I didn't realize that I fell asleep. I rubbed my eyes and I choked because my earphones were wrapped around my neck.

"Hey! Are you trying to kill me?!" I shouted at the girl and she looked at me and gave me a bored look.

"If I'm trying to kill you then I should've run away but hindi ko ginawa kasi inosente ako. Bwiset na 'to. Matutulog ka na nga lang, mambibintang ka pa na papatayin kita." She said and opened the door and went out of the car.

What? She talks so fast. -____-

"Hoy! Lumabas ka na! Kakausapin ko na yung nanay mo." She said and tapped my window.

"Oh calm your tits, you disgusting creature. I'm trying to understand what you told me." I told her and she looked away.

"Bastos netong manyakis na 'to. Sabi ko kung papatayin kita sana tumakas na ako! Logic din pre ha!" She said and she tapped my shoulders and went straight to the door.

"Hoy! Bilisan mo! Bubuksan ko na 'to baka magfreak out nanay mo kasi di niya ako kilala." She said and I rolled my eyes and opened the door.

"Tss. Arte neto. Palibhasa.." She said and I glared at her and she shut up.

"Mom!" I shouted.

"Adrian?! Shouldn't you be-"

"At school?! Yeah mom I know. I came here because I want you to meet someone."

More like kill someone. -_____- that car was my dream.

"Oh wait son.." She said and I sighed.

"Mom! Just shut the fuck up and get your ass down here." I shouted and I heard her footsteps.

"How dare you- oh, who's that? You're new friend? You know you should've come after school so-"

"Mom, this thing is not my friend." I said and she raised her eyebrows at me. Well she's not a she. -____-

"Well, uhm, I know you wouldn't be happy about this.." I said. Surely... You wouldn't be happy about this. Tss.

"But uhm, I don't want you think that uhm.. Well, I know you wouldn't like it but she-"

"She's your girlfriend?!" Mom shouted and tito Blake, Patrick and Tita Arisse suddenly appeared out of nowhere.

"What?! No, no no no-"

"I'm so happy! I'm gonna buy you a new car! Well, she's not actually your type but at least you have one.. Although you have millions, she's the only you introduced to your parents.. I'm buying a new car. What do you want?" Mom asked. Is she really saying that?

"No no no, hahaha yeah she's my girlfriend." I said and I put my arms around this swamp rat. Eew I need a shower.

"Girl.... Syota?! Hindi kita syota ano?!" She shouted and everyone looked at me. Doesn't she have common sense? She has to help me. -______-

"Ahehehe no need to hide it anymore babe." I said and I looked down.

"Unless you want to pay millions and millions of dollars for my car.. I suggest you act as if we're girlfriend and boyfriend." I whispered and she looked at me and smiled at them.