I am rating this at PG-13 Parents strongly cautioned. Parents, here is your caution.
So, my last fucking story got taken down because it contained inappropriate content (even though it was rated R for Restricted and it was in the humour section) so I guess I will try again. I believe I would "be okay reading this to your parents or someone much younger" than myself. Here goes nothin'.
I present to you My Interpretation of a Passage Suitable for the Young and the Old; a collaboration of short stories and life lessons brought to you by yours truly.
