Texting Jungkook.
Y/n: ayooooooo
Kook: Hitman bang introduces
Y/n: that's not what I meant.
Kook: hit it. The second audition.
Y/n: stob it! You got no jams!
Kook: WELL YOU GOT NO MARMALADE!
Y/n: I have more marmalade than you, fish breath.
Kook: how dare you.
You know my breath always smells like chocolate milk.
Y/n: why does your chocolate milk smell like fish?
Kook: it does n o t .
Y/n: does too!
Kook: your armpits smell like fish!
Y/n: prove it!
Kook: it's a fact. I have smelled on your armpits.
Y/n: WHY ON EARTH HAVE YOU SMELLED MY ARMPITS ARE YOU RETARDED
Kook: no body regrets anything more than I regret smelling your armpits.
P.s. I do have jams.
Y/n: if you have jams then so does Jimin.
Kook: Shut up.
Y/n: you shut up.
