homo central
wonu: dude ,, vernons birthday is coming up.
meme.sol: really? i had no idea ??
junjun: are you going to give him birthday sex Kwan ???
mingming: oh shit, i forgot about you. ha.
dokie: ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO. WTF?
boi.yonce: bitch. no. sex is a sin.
meme.sol: that's not what you said last night. ;)
boi.yonce: ....
min.gyu: shit. damn. wow. bitch got snatched.
angle.boi: i can see the weave now.
jisoo: no one cares about you dk.
dokie: that's not what your mom said.
jisoo: my mom's dead.
dokie: that didn't stop me.
dino: i care about you <3
coup.s: damn dk, that's a little much don't you think.
woozi: wtf? joshua,, your mom isn't even dead. me and hosh saw her at the cheesecake factory yesterday.
jisoo: stfu woozi. no one asked you.
hoshitt: hEy. get your head out your ass, it's not a hat. don't talk to my baBy like that.
wonu: im just going to ignore that , that was a pitch perfect reference.
angel.boi: oh Josh is just being petty bc i went out with coups yesterday.
jisoo: it's not fair. i should get to go out with you, im a gentleman.
coup.s: don't you like that girl in our science class.
mingming: what the fuck is a girl.
boi.yonce: impossible everyone here is a gay.
dino: not i, im a straight guy.
meme.sol: bitch,, lie again.
wonu: that's a damn lie, you like that sehun guy.
dino: WHAT. NO. UM. GOTTA BLAST.
min.gyu: we don't have any girls in our science class.
jisoo: he's probably talking about Ren.
jisoo: and anyway, no i don't like him. he's my cousin you weirdo.
coup.s: oops.
meme.sol: what are we going to do this weekend? it's me and do's birthday ,, we should do something.
hoshitt: i heard that j-hope is having a huge ass party.
woozi: yea he invited us. we could just go there.
min.gyu: isn't all of j-hope's friends gay.
hoshitt: most of them ,yes.
dokie: sure let's go there.
boi.yonce: dUde. did you know that yoongi and jimin are together.
boi.yonce: and Jungkook finally asked out Tae ,, and namjoon and jin will always be together,, bc yEs.
wonu: i don't think any of us care.
jisoo: about time those boys make it official.
mingming: now we have to wait until everyone else in our group makes their shit official.
junjun: actually yeah, me and minghao , and woozi & hosh are the only official. couples in here.
wonu: bc people are sissy lalas
min.gyu: im kinda confused on how kwan and sol aren't together yet.
woozi: yea, you two are always together and you guys totally love each other.
hoshitt: stop being sissy lalas damn.
angel.boi: sol, just ask him out already.
meme.sol: hop off my dick 😤
boi.yonce: no can do ;)
dino: ... damn.
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trash,, sksksk. i might write the party part idk yet. but im hella sick atm. but i updated!! 💞💞💞
