Sassafras

So I felt like making a fun imagine. Hope you like it. It will be a couple parter. With some fluff and foul language. MAYBE a bit of smut at the end. Enjoy. Feel free to rate or comment. Love to all!!

The team came off the quinjet battered and bruised after the last mission, but let's be honest it came with the territory. While the mission was overall a success and no one was lost everyone was damaged in some way or another. Tony had some deep gashes from the suit being crushed. Cap was shot, Bucky was knocked from a second story building and had a head wound. You were stabbed in the shoulder and Nat had her shoulder dislocated. Clint had some broken ribs and Sam a twisted ankle to everyone's snicker. After the med bay just about everyone had found themselves piled into the elevator going to there respective rooms. 

Cap was the first to address everyone in the lift. "Alright team. Needless to say, exceptional job. I think everyone needs some r and r. So rest up and here's to an extended mini vacation. I pulled some strings and courtesy of---" Tony cut him off and with flamboyancy added. " Your favorite billionaire. We are flying out in a few hours to Barbados to my house for a long weekend. Pack up kids and get ready. Also, we pull names or of a hat on the plane for bunk buddies."

He let out a typical Tony smirk. "Here's to you and me babe." He reached out to grab your hand and you flicked him off. "The only action you get if we bunk Stark is a throat punch, you gutter slut." Everyone laughed as he mocked gasped and put his hand to his chest. You were too tired for Tony's shit. While you loved him he had gotten out of control lately and spiraled after the last off again with Pepper. 

"Now would you say that to Capsicle here should he pull your name." The elevator chimed on Wanda your floor signaling your exit. " Well, Cap isn't the first choice out of this sorry bunch of misfits. Sorry, handsome." You winked at the blonde wall to your right and he grinned in return. "But I would happily pop his cherry any day." You quickly jumped up ignoring the screaming pain in your body to give him a chaste kiss on his thoroughly red cheek.

You could've sworn Bucky growled from his direct right as you did so making the exchange even more victorious. You loved torturing that man with every fiber of your twisted being. You and he locked eyes as the door shut and the look of pure anger sent chills through you. You lived for the moments when you could get a rise of the soldier. 

"Fuck me, Wanda." You turned but stood there for a moment while Wanda kept walking. "Sorry love, you know I don't swing that way. Plus there are plenty of attractive men that would do your bidding." You shook your head and smirked. "Or do you have only one in mind." You waved off the saucy minx comment and continued walking. 

" What the hell is it with that ass badger Bucky?" You huffed as you threw your bag in your room and leaned against the frame awaiting her answer. She turned around with a knowing smile. " Don't pretend like we don't know who your first choice would be." 

You wave your hand dramatically in the air. "Yes. Yes. Sam. But with his devastating injuring the man may never walk again. That's a huge  responsibility and I'm too young to care for an invalid ." She laughed at your avoidance.

"Maybe he was jealous of Cap and your kiss." You shrugged your shoulders. "Pfft. Kiss? He doesn't know what this mouth can do." You wiggled your eyebrows and she laughed. "Whatevs. I seriously doubt he's interested in me and since you refuse to go mind spy for me, I'm on my own. Now leave me be woman! I need to go pack some sexified clothes for this weekend."  You could hear her giggle as you slammed your door to get ready for the vacation.