Sassafras

Part Deux

As the plane landed your body was in a damn tizzy. That's right a damn tizzy and you were sure that if you were a trained warrior princess you would be in a puddle on the floor. Wanda even tried to calm your frenzied thoughts to which you told to get her red witch way out of your head before your tit punched her. Nat always hated when she was left out of your mind conversations to which Wanda replied she hadn't yet learned to three-way telepathy yet. When she learned to group chat via mind telepathy that shit was going to get real.

On the way to the luxurious car that Tony had waiting slut bags was hanging all over Bucky and you were currently between Cap and Tony, to your dismay. You decided to send a gust of wind her way and it sends her dress straight up and over her head. She quickly dropped her hands from Bucky and lowered her dress. Her hair wasn't as easily fixed and that was a fucking utter delight. The flock of seagulls hairstyle was not doing her any favors and Sam was having a hay day. 

Once everyone was situated in the vehicle you found yourself next to Stark and as much as you loved the heart that Tony had, his ever-present hard on that quite literally was pressing against you was the most aggravating thing in the world. Ever since he and Pepper were more off than on he was in full ass mode. "Tony, seriously? How much Viagra do you take? I can feel your mini iron man poking me." Steve chuckled next to you. Out of the corner of your eye, you saw Bucky stop talking to Sam's future roommate and enemy of the state. Tony smirked deviously. "What I can't help it. You turn me into a spring chicken. Plus I'm younger than Gramps and Toy soldier over there."

"Yea, well your lil toy soldier is grossing the fuck outta me right now." You laughed and scurried onto Caps lap and wrapped your arms around his shoulders and settled in. Steve blushed but just wrapped his arms around you. Now you're not going to deny that Steve was handsome as all hell. Anyone would say he was chiseled from marble by Michelangelo himself. He is so sweet that you could get a damn toothache just talking to his stupid smedium shirt wearing ass. He's just no your type. He was more of the I can flirt with you all day and snuggle with you best friend but that's all. You did appreciate how he could be all Captain mode one minute and then go all shy asking about how he's supposed to please a woman talk. Yes, that totally happened. You were close, flirted and talked about shit from one spectrum to the other but knew that it would never happen. Luckily, you knew that the feeling was mutual. He liked the closeness and being able to not be judged for not being on point all the time and being perfect, but romance was not in the cards for you two. So while he blushed at the closeness of your ass on his cock, he wasn't offended or getting the wrong signal. He was getting a laugh at Bucky's face though. Which he shrugged and smiled, gaining your attention. Another one of Steve's quirks was loving to get under Bucky's skin, call it brotherly love.

"What are you doing Rogers?" He quirked his eyebrow and smirked cunningly. "Oh, nothing doll. Buck's just jealous." You couldn't help but smile. "Please, I told you. He doesn't like me. The man is a hot mess." Steve shook his head. "Again, I hate that phrase. It confuses the hell outta me doll. Hot mess?" You laugh and the car hit a bump and you grabbed his shoulder tightly. "It's not literal you idgit. Also, I told you to download Urban Dictionary you star spangled dumbass." His laugh boomed through the vehicle and he leaned in. "Either way this a perfect chance to make him jealous. Lean in and whisper something and I'll groan or something." 

You smirk at how evil the purest of pure was behaving and for a moment you felt mama bear proud. This must've been how Wade felt every time you told him to 'Fuck off' or 'Suck my dick fucking cock gobbler.' You laughed to yourself but then leaned and to his ear and contained a moan at how delicious the man smelled. "Have I finally brought you to the dark side, Captain? You're being positively naughty."  To earn a legitimate moan you but his earlobe and he growled. You pulled away trying to hide your glee at his earnest reaction. It was his turn to lean in and you took a chance to look at Bucky. He had his mask on and it was unreadable. Dammit to hell! You were never going to catch a break with this mountain of man and metal.