The Infinite Living -Creek-

Baby Struggles

--Craig's Pov--
It was the next morning. Well, it was in the middle of the night. CJ woke me up with his crying. "Craig, ugh. Its yours turn. Go check on CJ please." Tweek tapped on me. I grunted and dragged my body with me. I rubbed my eyes being half tired.

"Alright CJ, up..we...go? Huh?!" I rubbed my eyes now waking up all the way. "I must be hallucinating. Uh um..Tweek! CJ seems to be levitating...uh?"
Am I seeing things? "Come here CJ! I got your milk! Does the baby need a diaper change?" I think I made it worst because CJ just cried more like it was the end of the world or something.

I flew up to CJ and cradled him in my arms. "Rock-a-bye baby, in the Land Of Dead. When the souls weep, we'll all go to bed." I looked down at CJ and found him being asleep. I softly placed him in his crib. I tip toed to the room but had the floor boards creak. A sweat drop dripped down my cheek. "WAHH!" CJ... "UGH! GIVE ME A BREAK!"

--Le Next Morning--
"Good morning Crai-"
"Tweek...how did you sleep because I. Slept. Such. Fucking! Great."
"Craig! Language! You look like a sloth right now."

I was slumped down on the floor with dark circles. Tweek gave me a drink and I got plenty of energy. I stretched and popped a few bones.

"Craig, you brought CJ here so you should know the expectations of taking care of a baby. Who am I kidding, we don't know how to raise a baby."

"T-Tweek..." I stuttered. "Let me guess, CJ is levitating again isn't here? Sigh. Come here CJ!" Tweek grabbed CJ and changed his diaper. I need some parenting lessons. CJ burped and I looked at him. I grabbed CJ and held him up. "Good morning CJ!"

"D-Daddy!"

"W-what! How come he called you daddy!" Tweek shrieked.

"Relax Tweek. THIS IS CJ'S FIRST WORDS!" I jumped in excitement. "Besides, isn't that what you call me in bed Tweek?" I chuckled as I watched Tweek blush. "Embarrassed?" I made fun of him. "S-shut up!"

The fun was over when the door slammed open and Bebe and Wendy came in running. "WHERE'S THE BABY!" Bebe screamed. "THERE HE IS! WHAT A CUTIE!" Wendy pointed and snatched CJ out of my hands.

Of course we had to tell Wendy first that we 'had' a child. I can just remember calling her.

Flashback
"Okay so Wendy, you can not absolutely tell anyone what I'm going to tell you. Me and Tweek have a baby boy and-"
"Stop talking! So which one of you two got pregnant? Oh it doesn't matter! I gotta go! Byeeee!" Aw! She hung up on me...and she didn't even let me finish. Fucking fantastic!
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And here we are now. "He has your eyes Craig! That's for sure Tweek's nose! And look at his hair! He's got it from his father...well fathers. I wonder if he will have Tweek's coffee addiction or be flipping people off like Craig." The two girls kept on rambling. CJ had the center of attention. What a lady magnet.

Tweek crossed his arms and tapped his foot on the floor. "Craig Tucker, can I talk to you in the other room?" "Sure Tweek Tucker!" Me and Tweek walked in the other room while the girls watched CJ.

"Craig! Why does CJ look like us! None of us gave birth to the baby and I for sure know there is no baby generator. This is just way too much pressure!"

"Well Tweek....I really don't know why CJ looks like us. All I know about humans is that they are alive and dead. They also look like their parents but heck! CJ isn't for sure fully human! Um...I'm predicting he's part human by 2.1379243% a low percentage I know but CJ looks like us. I guess when I took him in, some living magical weird thing must've made CJ look like us combined and not his actual parents. I don't know! Its not like it matters that much. Right?" I chuckled nervous.

"Craig, it must've been when you used your powers on the baby. You gave him infinite life which came from you and it must have somehow connected me with it. We did create the power together but you were the only one to learn it properly. Let's just not worry about this anymore." Tweek and I went back to the room.

"Alright, let's have CJ back....Tweek, where is Wendy and Bebe? AND WHERE IS CJ! I'M ON FULL PANIC MODE TWEEK!"

"Calm down Craig or I'm going to to start to freak out! I'm sure Wendy and Bebe have CJ. Its not that bad..."

"YEAH! SURE! LEAVE THE BABY WITH A SITUATION AND A PARTY ANIMAL! HOW CAN I STAY CALM!? WE JUST LOST OUR ONE AND ONLY CHILD TWEEK!"

"YOU'RE MAKING ME PANIC CRAIG!" Tweek began to breathe uncontrollably. "WE ARE THE WORST PARENTS EVER!" Me and Tweek ran out and began to search for CJ. Please be okay and safe or I am not allowed to be a parent anymore! Poo! And I started to get good at it!