Hetalia One Shots (Not Finished!!)

sHamburgers and Hearts (Alfred Jones)

May 10 ,Saturday

It was yet another beautiful sunny day in the land of the free.The clouds were white and fluffy...the birds chirpin ...and Anna was snoring sound asleep in her cozy red,white,and blue blanket,the curtains blocking every ray of sun

It was Saturday, which meant lazy day.Only to dream about Summer(Olaf!!!) and hamburgers..ah hamburgers .And just as she was about to finally say yes to count McDouble's proposal, a heavy object was bouncing on her, causing her to lose her train of thought and a voice...

"Dude...dude...dude!!" (finding nemo) she answered it back

"Crush?Finding Nemo?" the person who was on her did an annoying laugh,and shook her by her shoulders,"No dude its me Alfred..wake up!!!" she grunted, pushing him onto the floor"Nooo..five more years damnit .."

Alfred,who was just about to give up waking his girlfriend,suddenly got an evil idea.He faked sighed."Fine..I guess ill just have to let some light in here!!" He pulled open the curtains letting the light hit Anna's eyes causing her to dramaticly scream."Ah!!my eyes!!the light, it hurts us(golem) it burns us!"

Alfred couldn't help but laugh at the sight of his girlfriend /capital .*****

After the dramatic scene,the two sat in there kitchen eating a dozen hamburgers from McDonald's.

Tension was in the air,until Alfred decided to clear it up.

"so...u wanna do something fun?"

Anna sent a glare his way,making him shrink in his seat.

"U know Al, I still want to kick ur butt."

Al laughed nervously."hehe...spongebob reference..er,look I'm sorry."

"yeah right" Al got an idea."I'm really really sorry."he wrapped his arms around her.

she sighed."Your lucky I love ur body." he chuckled and and kissed her forehead. She quickly pulled away dramatically. "Now get away before they see us together." He chuckled and sat in her lap as they continued eating there McBreakfast.