So this happened earlier:
Female Friend: *puts arm on my head* tiny
Me: you wanna go? I can cause pain to you.
Friend: how? You're barely 5 foot.
Me: yes, but I'm at the perfect level to boob punch you.
Friend:........
Me: we both know I'll do it
Friend: *takes arm off my head*
Me: *smiles* thanks!
-Less than 2 minutes later-
Guy friend: *puts arm on my head*
Me: DEAR GOD WHYYYYYYY
