Gleeish Facebook

Some notes:

- It takes place during season 3

-If you like it(or even if you don't), you can inform me for every little thing that doesn't seem correct or authoritative ( like character's features, lines,...)

-Also, you can comment if you'd like it to continue

 -And yeah, I do not own any of these characters 

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 Brittany S. Pierce posted a new video 'Fondue for Two: Lord Tubbington  and how  to quit smoking (again)'  with  Lord Tubbington

^ Lord Tubbington, Tina Cohen- Chang and 10 others like this.

Finn Hudson: You've made a facebook profile for your cat?!

Brittany S. Pierce: No, I haven't made anything. He did it by himself to find information about people he tracks. *whisper* He doesn't know that I know he is a spy. If they found out I know, they wouldn't let me see him anymore. * no more whispering* In fact, he's the one who made my facebook account.

Rory Flanagan: Brit, writing '*whisper*'  doesn't change anything. But if you want something to stay private, you can write a DM. I can show you.

Santana Lopez: Hey, Pixie Bot, hands off. If somebody's gonna show something to Britanny, that would be me.

^ Noah 'Puck'erman, Artie Abrams and Jacob Ben Israel like this.

Santana Lopez: Ughh, you are gross.

Jacob Ben Israel: Why? I see nothing gross in showing stuff.

Santana Lopez: Go harass Rachel, you pervert.

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Rachel Barbra Berry: Thanks to Santana, guess who is shoving his camera into my face asking whether I'm considering to make a sex tape when I get tired of the Broadway fame.

Santana Lopez: Don't worry, nobody would watch it.

Noah 'Puck'erman: I would.

Finn Hudson: Yeah, me too.

Finn Hudson: Wait...

Finn Hudson: Puck, leave her alone.

Mike Chang: Yeah, Puck, shame on you. You have a child!

Brittany S. Pierce: But, Santana,... I thought you liked sex tapes. Don't you remember when we had one?!

Santana Lopez has logged off.

Rachel Berry: Finally! Alone! Guys, I'm flattered but let's be honest- do you really think I'll get tired of Broadway?!

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Blaine Anderson: What would you prefer a Mickey Mouse bow tie or that one with the little cupcakes on it? I can't decide which of them to buy and I need a new one because Kurt and I are having a date tonight.

Kurt Hummel: None of them.

Mercedes Jones: Can't you find something more Donald Duck? Or Goofy?

Tina Cohen- Chang: I don't know, 'Cedes. I think the Mickey Mouse one will do just perfect.

Kurt Hummel: Don't you dare...

Brittany S. Pierce: Take one with dolphins. 'Cuz, you know, dolphins are gay sharks. Or with unicorns. Unicorns like Kurt.

Mercedes Jones: Yeah, that will work too.

Tina Cohen- Chang: I couldn't agree more.

Blaine Anderson: You know what, why not?! I'm not afraid of expressing who I am and showing my unconditional love for bow ties.

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Blaine Anderson has just bought a new unicorn bow tie. – feeling excited

Kurt Hummel: Mercedes, Tina, you are dead.

Mike Chang: Dude, how can you actually buy that?!

^ Kurt Hummel likes this.

Blaine Anderson: What?! I think it's random and adorable. Isn't it, Kurt?

Kurt Hummel: Yes, of course. Nobody will think I'm your babysitter...