Bruh I forgot all about this 💀 k so on Friday I had a sub for my English class. So a nigga was like,
"This finna be a breeze 🙅🏾♂️"
So I strut into the classroom room happy as shit cause, nobody respects a sub. Boi the sub was an 80 year old man 💀 now I'm like,
"This finna be a large wind gust 🙅🏾♂️"
So the bell rings and we sit down and shit and start talking to each other like the nigga ain't even here. He tries to tell people to settle down but his voice was smaller and quieter than the children in my basement screaming for help 😂😂 anyway he has to get one of those white girls I described in that other story to tell people to shut up. So this bitch, all extra and shit, gets on top of her chair and says,
"Guys! The teacher is trying to talk!" Omfg just thinking about her voice makes me wanna punch an orphan. But yeah everybody shuts up and the teacher begins to speak.
"Hello everyone. I am your teacher for today while Mrs. Ames is out today. My name is Mr. Gerrs." Then he turns around and points at the board where he wrote it.
'Mr. N. Gerrs' So I see this name right and I raise my hand.
"Yes?"
"If you don't mind me asking, what's your first name, sir?"
"It's Nick."
BOI 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 for about 5 seconds I was the only one that got it but then everybody else's started wheezing bruh. The sub was confused as shit. Anyway we stopped crying after about a minute and begin class. But first he asked all of a question:
"What's makes you happy?" So he goes around the room and everyone answers.
"Family."
"Food."
"My friends."
"Aye, can we be completely honest?"
"Please." The sub said.
"Weed." ngl that nigga always smelled like gas. Anyway it was my turn next and I had a hard time figuring out what truly makes me happy. What keeps me going everyday? What matters most to me? What is my goal?
And finally, I knew what it was.
"Memes." The crowd applauds my answer. The sub just stands there with a dumb look on his face.
"What's a meme?" He asks.
"You know, like Pepe the frog or Nick Young?" someone said.
"Who?" And that was the nail in the coffin for poor Mr. Gerrs. The whole class got out of they seats and beat that nigga ass. His funeral is tomorrow actually, lmao
