Spectrum of Yellows PARODY (Vocaloid Fanfic)(Lame Attempt)(Insert Relevant Info) (on hold)

Chapter 1

Secret (but awesome) POV.

The sky is blue and my eyes are blue and blueberries are blue. The point is, blue makes me smile. I think. That's why looking at the blue sky as I ran to school made me smile. That, and the fact that only a total badass like me can be late to school and still be as awesome as me.

That's something we should talk about for a minute. Awesomeness. There is literally no one as awesome as me. I am awesome and I am the only one who is as awesome as the word 'awesome' itself. I think there was this one dude who used to go around yelling that, you know, "I am awesome!"

I spooned his guts out and put them in a blender. (For science!)

Anyway. I was running to school and there were sparkles dripping from my clothes. The kind that you see around nice looking people, mostly dudes. Around them, you might see a few, but I practically emanate sparkliness. It's because I'm so dang awesome. And because I sprinkle glitter on my bed in the morning and roll around in it after I get dressed and stuff.

Back to the present! I was running! Running! Running~! To school! And I was late! We've been through this already, haven't we? Oh well. I'm sure I'm not boring you because y'all probably just saying "Ohmigod you're so awesome say it again!"

So, back to running. You'd think I'd be out of breath by now, but nope. I'm too awesome for that. You know that thing they say, 'everything is awesome'? Well, it used to be 'Len is awesome' but my name was too awesome for their tongues to say so instead they changed 'Len' to 'everything'. True story. Don't believe me? Go Google it! Oh and now you know my name. Congrats. There's a five dollar charge for uttering it in public, and ten for uttering it in my presence.

So ANYWAY...I ran. And then I bumped into some blue haired dude. His hair was a darker blue than my eyes or the sky. I should know this guy's name, I tell myself, but I'm too busy recalling that banana sale at Banana Republic (LOL YES THEY SELL BANANAS DERE XDDDDDDDDD) to give a flying monkey poo.

"Len!" he yelled, offering the obligatory 'bro wave'. What is this, some anime?

By the way if you don't know what the 'bro wave' is, get out. Right now. Click the 'x' or whatever. Just get out of my sight (you think I can't see you but I can. Cue creepy music.). I am far too awesome for you and your puny stature.

"Ten dollar charge!" I screamed at the dude with the dark blue hair. "RASENGAAAAAAANNNNNNN!"

"Oh...right," he nodded and pulled his credit card out of his wallet. You're going to wonder where his parents are throughout this story. Well, don't worry, they live in his credit card. He held it out and I offered him my arm. My right arm's underside has a secret card swipey-thingy built into it. Betcha don't have one of those!

"Thank," I nodded. "Bro whose name I am too busy to remember."

"It's Kaito!" he yelled with a grin in the shape of a banana. "Len you are so awesome! I wish I was as awesome as you!"

"Chill, dude," I smirked like an awesome person (wow I am so descriptive! Move over Charles Dickens!). "Thou shalt be awesome when awesome knocketh at your door."

He nodded like one of those creepy wind up toys that bob their heads. Ugh. How can kids like those?!

"Anyway, I'll see you at lunch?" he asked.

Hee hee. This kid. He idolizes me.

"Notice me?" he tried again.

He wants me to NOTICE him. Hee hee hee.

"Yeah, yeah, whatever," I rolled my eyes and walked into the school.

"SOPHIA!" I screamed outside my classroom. Then, I walked in. Don't ask why I screamed 'Sophia'. You're not awesome enough to know that. Yet.

"Len you are late again and I know you're awesome but blah blah blah teacher blabber!" my teacher screamed at me. Her voice shattered the windows and, since this was a chemistry classroom, it also shattered various beakers, test tubes and graduated cylinders. She went on: "Scream scream scream blabber blabber explain yourself!"

So I sneered and shouted, "SHOTA POWERS ACTIVATE! HYAAAAAA!"

And it doesn't count unless you say "HYAAAAAA" just so you know.

Anyway, immediately, I took on my shota form. You know, like Tepig to...ah, whatever, I forget. Been ages since I touched my Pocket Monsters.

"My cat stole my pants!" I explained, pouting my lips and batting my eyelashes. I heard nonexistent fangirls swooning.

The teacher sighed and shook her head. "Len, even I am unable to touch your awesome barrier of awesome protection."

HAHA SHE SAID 'PROTECTION' *awkward silence* (Len you dirty boy, you!) (A/N: What the hell?!)

I think that's what she said. Anyway, I walked over to my seat. Which was beside this girl with teal hair. Tied in pigtails. And she held a leek. And she chewed on it. And she looked cute.

SHE LOOKED CUTE AS SHE CHEWED ON THE LEEK.

SHE LOOKED CUTE AS SHE CHEWED ON THE LEEK.

SHE LOOKED CUTE AS SHE CHEWED ON THE LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK.

And if it weren't for my *grumble grumble* boss (you know who you are), I would've gotten the leek eating girl. But noooooooooo, this is not a Len x Leeeeeeeeek Chewing Cute Girl story. Grah.

"Late again, Len?" she smirked as I sat down beside her.

"You're just askin' that 'cause you got nothing better to say," I said. She pouted.

GOD SHE IS SO CUTE.

SHE IS SO CUTE.

SHE IS SO CUTE.

SHE IS SO CU - yeah I should stop. AWESOMENESS!

"My name is Miku," she said.

"I know that!" I yelled. "Quit trying to steal my audience!"

"You think I'm cute!"

"Shut up!"

"Okay class, who can tell me what the formula of Sodilen Rinexlenium is?" the teacher interrupted me.

Yes, I'm so awesome my name is in chemical compounds.

Suddenly, some girl in the front raised her hand and answered.

"Blah blah blah answer," she said. My jaw dropped.

CLANG!

Everyone looked at me for a sec. I picked my jaw up.

"Very good," the teacher said. I stared at the back of the girl's head.

Who's that chick? Who's that chick?

"Um...Len, are you singing?" Miku asked.

"Shut up, woman! Sophia is my imaginary friend and if you dare touch her I will steal your face!"

Who's that chick?!

"Len...her name's Rin."

Oh.

DON'T EXPECT MUCH I'M SORRY IT SUCKS. LEN YOU SUCK!!

Anyway, yay, almost 100K on SOY!!

As bad as this is, it's still mine, aka all rights reserved...except on thier names and whatnot...yeah...