Historysscrewup! ss.1 ep. 0 / written by zachariah sherman

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by Historysscrewup

(january 14, 2004)

(the shonder residence )

(randall, the patriarch of the household, takes a beer out of the fridge, quickly pops the cap, and chugs it )

( beethoven's 9th symphony plays in the other room)

( the elaborate violin ringing in his ears)

Randall: margarite! Turn that damn music off, it's hurting my ears!

Margarite: sorry honey, but Sharlene from the mother daughter dance class said that babies learn better with classical music, so i got this CD for Avery, didn't i little girl, yes i did yes i did.(cooing)

Randall: you and your soccer mom cronies (mocking). Oh well i think that we should bring peanut butter sandwiches with non chunky peanut butter, well the kids might choke! Go on ahead margarite but you know honey that that kind of atmosphere is bad for our child. Choke on this! ( he throws his fist into the air)

Margarite: can you be any more immature.

Randall: im going to Walters, bowling team has a game.

Margarite: when will you be home.

Randall: not to long. You alright?

Margarite: baby number 2, just a little tired is all. I'll get over it.

Randall: try not to dance to hard. (chuckles)

Margarite: oh you stop it!

Randall: bye

Margarite: bye.

Bushysum: hello, peeps. My name is Bushy sum Boligard and i am a creator, i create things. Badly, but i make things to help humans. I made a mistake though, creating things is hard and i made a demon. This demon is called a shusher, and it is in this house. there is a 18 month old in the other room and i dont want to get this thing anywhere near it.(I forgot to specify that this demon attacks peoples brains.) back to the story. you know what no! I haven't thoroughly introduced my self! ok so I'm uh Bushysum Boligard, I am a creature that Christians mistake for an angel. I'm no such thing, I'm just a 1000 year old child with wings and horns. I'm morally neutral you see. ok so go back like five minutes, that baby you see, is the main character of this story, and I'm her guardian, well not angel.