guess whos back
back again
jarurry backs
tell a friend
dot dot dot meanwhile back at harry styles of one directions house HE WAS VRY VRY SAD :( NO I HAVE TO USE ALL MY MONEYS ITS NOT LIKE IM A BILLION AIRE OR SOMETHING. HE CRIES IN HIS FERRARI. MEANWHILE IN THE HOUSE OF HARRY STYLES SUTANDA COMES OUT OF THE CLOSET (LITERALLY) ;) WITH CUTLERY IN HER HANDS EVILLY LAUGHIG MWHAHAHAHA JARUKA IS LIKE WTF I THOUGH WE WERE FRIENDS??/ SUNTANDA SAID "WE ARE BUT NOW WE HAVE CUTERLY ASWELL" SHE THEN PUTS THE CUTLERY DOWN HER PANTS. SHE RUNS INTO THE MANY BTHROOMS AND TAKE ALL THE TOLIET PAPER, SHE THEN PRECEDES TO PUT IT IN HER BRA ahahahahhahhha. I GOT BOOBS SHE SHOUTS!!! meanwhile zayn malik and niall hor(ny)an arrive at the gate or hary stles house and they are like i need to poooooo!!! they really need to pooooooo!!! they run to the many toilets and relieve themselves but omg shock horrror there is no TOILET PAPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they run into the kitchen with no pants on cause they thought they were alone but omg jarruka was there with sutanda t n roochie. they were butt naked. niall was there to. naked. omg shouts jarukka "i amgined it to be bigger" lolz she then gets her phone out and instagrammmmmmmmm. on her personal follow her jaruuka_personal and sutanda_k_roochie they accept everyone
meanwhile in his car hary styles is eating left of butter chicken from jarrukas mum that she dropped of last night as a gift. it tstes vry bad. vry vry vry bad :(
meanwhie in the kitchen the god of clothes desended from the heaves and gave everyone clothes even the kids in africa thanks youre a god guy :P
they then shouted and yelled and played monoply and then a meteor flew down and hit england so it was on fire CLIFF HANGER
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In love... with a celebrity (harry styles fan fic)
FanfictionJaruuka tanghaty is just a normal girl when one day her friend sutanda-kumara roochie found a backstage pass to one direction "OMG IT MUST BE FATE" and so it was. Harry and jaruuka get on very well, maybe a little too well ;) if you know what i mean...
