Chapter 3

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- Tip : if you ever want to call a family meeting. Just turn off the wifi router and wait in the room in which it's located.

- You can't be old and wise if you were never young and crazy.

- I think I think too much.

- Facebook says we are "friends". But trust me, I would not hesitate to punch you in the face.

- Laziness is my middle name.

- I try not to laugh at my own jokes.But we a know I'm hilarious.

- We're all mature until someone brings out the bubble wrap.

- I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.

- How am I supposed to make life choices, when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next?

- They say you don't know that you've got till its gone - truth - you knew exactly what you had, you just thought you would never lose it.

- Id rather have an enemy who admits they hate me, instead of a friend who secretly put me down.

- You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it.

- And all of a sudden she changed.She came back a completely different person with a new mindset, a new outlook. A new soul. The girl that once cared way too much, about everyone and everything no longer cared at all.

- As time goes by, I'm learning that most people become the person they swore they'll never be.

- Who says I can't cook? You obviously haven't tasted my cereal.

- If tumblr, twitter and Facebook were all subjects, my parents would be so proud of me.

- I love when someone's laugh is funnier them the joke.

- Remember when we all died in 2012.

- I don't even remember like 85% of 2013.

- Talking on the phone and making a tour of the house.

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