Quotes And Sayings

Chapter 8

- If I didn't wake up tomorrow would you regret everything. the pride you kept.

- Respect old people: They graduated high school without Google or Wikipedia.

- I'm actually really pretty if you close your eyes.

- I hate pouring a bowl of cereal, then finding out there is no milk.

- Bitch please, you're just a waste of food.

- Practicing your signature over Andover invade you become famous.

- So many songs to download so little motivation.

- Money can't make you happy, WELL IT SURE AS HELL AIN'T GONNA MAKE ME SAD.

- 'You're so cute awww' wanna know what else I am? single.

- Do you ever look at a couple and say to yourself ' wow you guys are probably going to break up lol.'

- I'll probably have chips and salsa at my wedding.

- Breathe if you want to date me *everyone holds their breath and dies* oh.

- Finding old pictures of yourself :/

- WTF- Where's The Food?

- "If only"

- Party at my house

Bring food

Then leave.

- I was addicted to soap once

I'm clean now

Stop.

- I've dated at least 'counts on fingers' zero people.

- I'm just kidding unless you're cool with what I just said.

- What's the definition of a will? come on guys it's a dead giveaway.

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