No Strings On Me ~Error Sans X Reader~

SevEN

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     "Um...yeah," said Error, scratching the back of his neck. "That was."

     "Does Dream know?" asked (Y/N).

     "Um...yeah."

     "And he didn't tell me?"

     "Um...yeah."

     (Y/N) sat on the floor, digging her head in her knees. "I need a minute."

     Error sat down next to her. "Take your time, sweetheart."

    This guy, who is the evil twin brother of my best friend, has a psychotic, yandere crush on me. And even though this best friend of mine knew, he had a crush on me, and didn't bother to tell me. Hhhhhhhhhhhhh.

     (Y/N) sat her head u, looking back at Error. He grinned.

     "Welcome back, Alice," he said. "How was Wonderland?"

     "Awful."

     He laughed, wrapping his arms around her in a hug. (Y/N) just sat there uncomfortably. She didn't exactly want Error hugging her, but she didn't care to tell him to back off either. 

      "Would it make you feel better if we went to another AU?" asked Error.

      "Depends. On a scale of 1-10, how dangerous would said AU be?" 

      "Maybe a 3."

      "Well...okay." Error let go of (Y/N), letting her stand up to her feet. He did so as well, opening a portal to a new universe. 

     The inside was of Snowden Town, but it wasn't in the snowy, underground landscape that the original Undertale version was.  It was on a rocky, planet-like ground with a sky full of stars behind it. The entire universe seemed take place in the...universe. In outer space.

      "This AU is called 'Outertale'," said Error, stepping in. He held out his hand for (Y/N) to take. She placed her hand in his, letting him help her through. The portal closed behind her, locking them inside the universe. Almost immediately, a Sans in a dark blue and yellow jacket ran towards Error at full speed.

     "Murderer!" he shouted, tackling Error to the ground. (Y/N) just watched, kinda laughing.

     "I thought you said this universe was a 3 on the Danger-O-Meter," she said, laughing.

     "Yeah, I thought so, too. What are you doing, trashbag? Get off of me!" Error yelled at the Sans. The Sans stopped, taking a look at Error's face. He gasped, backing off.

     "Sorry, I thought you were Nightmare," he said. "It must have been the black bones, y'know?"

     "Yeah, but what does that have to do with one of us being a murderer?"

     The Sans frowned. "He killed Frisk. I don't know why, but that bastard came in a stabbed the kid with one of it's tentacles."

     (Y/N) cringed. "Great, that's an image I'll never get out of my head."

     They talked back and forth about the situation, while (Y/N) zoned out and looked around. The AU was gorgeous, with skies filled with bright, glimmering stars and planets in the night sky. she had never seen so many stars due to light pollution in her universe. It was really nice to know how many stars were actually out there.

     "I don't think I've actually met you," said the Sans, extending his hand out for (Y/N) to shake. "I'm Sans, but most people call me Outer to avoid confusion."

     (Y/N) shoook his hand. "Hi, I'm (Y/N)."

     "It's nice to meet you."

     "I'm glad you two met, but I think we should leave so that Outer can go pin that guy to the ground," said Error, pointing to a figure off in the distance.

     It was Nightmare, seemingly watching them from the distance behind a boulder. "He's really bad at this stalking thing, isn't he?" 

     Outer laughed. "Yeah. Excuse me while I go Gaster Blaster that guy's ass off."

     Error opened a portal, ushering (Y/N) through as Outer ran to attack Nightmare. They walked into the Anti-Void, being greeted once again by the blinding, endless white landscape. As they whipped their heads around, they were greeted to Ink's frowning face. 

     "(Y/N)," he said, his frown smoothing out. "You're not dead!"

     They ran to hug each other. "Of course, I'm not dead. I'm glad to see you, though!"

     Dream and Blue followed behind through a portal, running towards (Y/N) and Ink to join the hug. Error just sat back and watched.

     "Well, this is awkward," he said. Blue pulled away from the hug and looked at Error.

     "You don't deserve any love, you big, fat meanie!" he yelled before going back to the hug.

     "Blue, come on now," said (Y/N). "That's mean."

     "(Y/N), he kidnapped you," said Dream. "watching the entire experience was like rewatching The Shining! You were hiding behind a door in the closet, and he just broke in like , 'Here's Error'!"

      "Yeah, but we're cool. He did it for a good reason."

      "And, what would that be? Was he gonna get a really good deal on your kidney?" said Ink, crossing his arms. 

      "No, Ink. Actually, why don't you ask Dream? He probably knows more about the situation than I do."

      They all turned towards Dream, who was in shock. "What? How am I supposed to know?"

      "You know your brother was coming after me, Dream. Error did kidnap me, he saved my life, and you know he did!"

      Sweat formed on his head. "Okay, so maybe I knew."

      "And, you didn't bother to tell Ink and Blue so that they wouldn't want to murder Error."

      Dream looked at the ground. "No..."

      "Would you like to apologize to Error for nearly getting him killed?"

      "...yes..."

     Dream stumbled over to Error. "I'm sorry for not telling Ink and Blue that you aren't actually a bad guy."

     "You're fine," said Error. "I don't really care."

     "Great," said (Y/N). "Now let's sit down and talk about your brother, Dream."

     They all sat down on the ground in a circle like a group of kindergarteners. 

      "So, when did this obsession begin?" said (Y/N).

     "Well, Nightma-" Dream started before being interrupted by Blue, who was pointing his finger behind them with a frightened expression on his face. They then heard the sound of low, echoing chuckles.

      "You rang?" 

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