The Clapped Caterpillar

Notes That Should Not Be Skipped

So um this is meant to be kid friendly but um flap that (see how I creatively censored that). So this story is about a clapped Caterpillar who is, of course, hungry. The caterpillar is let's just say the representative of Keemstar in caterpillar form (that clapped). Also to  
Clarify I will not always refer the little prick as 'The Clapped Caterpillar' but as Dave, I know, I know, not too creative right, but I don't have a great imagination and I'm watching Storage Hunters on 'Dave'

Without further ado, let's get right into the great story.