The Clapped Caterpillar

Tres

The Caterpillar was fat now, fat enough to be diabetic, oh wait. Dave knew he made a grave mistake and knew that he would need to go on a diet, so much for swearing at that apple, I mean the apple wasn't even a fucking character, it was just a pissing ananomete object.

But after ranting, the now fat but yet still clapped caterpillar realised there comes a time in every caterpillar's life where they go into a turd-looking caccoon thing and wait a bit and become a damn butterfly. You can of course see where this is going, I mean it doesn't take Brian Cox to tell you he's gonna do everything I've just said.

So he did all the above and well he didn't reach the point where he became a butterfly. Instead he became a slightly skinnier caterpillar who looks like a couch potato going through a midlife crisis.