As uve heard from the other bit that Dave is clapped (meaning completely brain dead) and as I'm 'not' copying Eric Carle at all, let's say that he's 'lookin for a snack'. It's quite hard being an insect as you can't hop into your local Waitrose and get a fresh pick and mix. Instead however you can help yourself to a fresh cabbage leaf.
So here comes the super motivational speech of how he, how he um sorry its around 3 am and well you should probably get the picture
Sorry, I'm going off on a tangent. Maybe I'm the clapped one
Anyway, Dave set off on his journey.
He first came across an apple, its ripeness fusing with flavour bursting
But then um he swore at the apple honestly if could be translated it probably be spelt out as 'jehdnjshdkajdyskkshxbxhsjjsjxhxbdjsudhjskzksgdbxhjsksjsjddhdunsjxksjdhndjxnskdhdjwnxnsksk' (that bad).
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The Clapped Caterpillar
HumorWhen dat boi needs food ps I ran out of 3 people who had a good night 👌
