❝target❞-- wannaone (on hiatus)

❮-|CHATROOM; new employees|-❯

a/n: since there has been barely any activity i've decided to make this chappy to idk, cheer readers up????

kang daniel -- puffpuffpote
park jihoon -- pinkdeep
lee daehwi -- magumagu
kim jaehwan -- psychoticlaugh01
ong seongwoo -- theongandonly
park woojin -- whats'poppin
 lai guanlin -- sweggyfuturerapper
yoon jisung -- mamanose
hwang minhyun -- minhyunism
bae jinyoung -- winkpeep
ha sungwoon -- woonniethepooh

[ 11 USERS HAVE CHANGED THE CHAT NAME TO: WE HAVE A 'PROBLEM']

winkpeep: is it really a problem

sweggyfuturerapper: yes yes it is, im scared of girls

theongandonly: how, you were talking to that one late night customer really smoothly???

magumagu: thats cuz she was woojin's grandma

whats'poppin: she said thanks for the free gift card btw

mamanose: GUANLIN GAVE PEOPLE FREE STUFF, I THOUGHT WE DISCUSSED THIS

woonniethepooh: i dont think he was paying attention

puffpuffpote: were any of us to be honest?

mamanose: I told you guys not to give thongs for free to customers, especially Guanlin

theongandonly: more like heavily suggested

psychoticlaugh01: back to tHE REAL PROBLEM, WE ARE GETTING NEW VICTIMS

minhyunism: they are victims indeed, especially if they are working with jaehwan

psychoticlaugh01: i honestly feel so attacked rn

puffpuffpote: so aTtAckEd

wooniethepooh: i thought we told daniel that he cant use that weird spongebob mock meme anymore

puffpuffpote:

winkpeep: can we disown him?

mamanose: no, he brings us most of the customers

pinkdeep: yeah, by asking them "do you believe in love at first sight?"

puffpuffpote: it works doesnt it? stop complaining its not like you're getting paid unfairly

theongandonly: the only reason you get paid less than us is 'cause you buy drinks right after to get to work so it gets taken out of your pay

magumagu: we work at a target, in the middle of the night, what pay?

sweggyfuturerapper: yea, what pay? I STILL CAN'T BUY THAT DRAKE ALBUM CUZ MY MONTHLY PAYCHeCK HASNT BEEN DISTRIBUTED

mamanose: BACK TO THE REAL PROBLEM

minhyunism: i don't mind working with women, it's just, just that they scare me a little

psychoticlaugh01: i wouldnt think that such humans strike fear in the Hwang Minhyun

theongandonly: i want to see what they will do if i piss them off enough

whats'poppin: from what my granny tells me women can be terrifying if you make them mad enough, I'd advise you not to piss them off seongwoo

sweggyfuturerapper: i have an older sister, wOMEn are HorRiFYing 

theongandonly: that's not going to stop me from getting to my goal

wooniethepooh: and what would that be

theongandonly: to pick up some guurrrrls

puffpuffpote: gIrlS IM-

puffpuffpote: THE ONLY GIRLS SEONGWOO ARE GONNA HIT ON ARE THE BARBIE DOLLS IN THE TOY ISLE WHAT

winkpeep: someone kick him out of the chat

winkpeep: like now

magumagu: last time we kicked daniel out seongwoo wouldn't stop fighting you abt it

theongandonly: #OngNielIsScience bitch

pinkdeep: #OngNielIsDeadLetWinkDeepReign

minhyunism: #StopWithTheHashtags

psychoticlaugh01: #WeStillHaveAProblem

wooniethepooh: welp, i dont think we can get rid of 11 other employees, especially if they are girls

mamanose: the least we can do is be friendly and help them around

puffpuffpote: aROUND WHAT WE WORK AT A FUCKING TARGET AT MIDNIGHT, HAS NO ONE UNDERSTOOD THAT

minhyunsim: you guys give me brain herpes hOW

a/n: HOPE THAT CHEERED YALLS UP ANYWAY TIME TO GET SERIOUS...
so there is this af called Produce 51 Season 2, although voting hasn't started yet please get ready to vote a lot lot lot for trainee Yoo Baekmin of SM and all the other SM trainees strong power thank you ~ mora