A Little Bit of Love ♡ BNHA x Reader Oneshots

♡ ✧ Erasermic Will Be the Death of Me ✧ ♡

[EDIT]: general spelling/grammar fix ups, less douche-y bottom author's note

pinkithai made an erasermic oneshot cause she really likes that ship but didnt know where to put it without compromising the x reader-ness of this book, so now it's the fifth chapter author's note

everyone... everyone likes erasermic, right? i had the impression that is how it is, and i sure hope people do cause i love screamy McLoud and sleeping bag snoozers being together and now i made a oneshot about it and nnnnnnn y e s

just imagine their setup like GTLive and their mad bants (and the fact that everyone wants them together) like DanAndPhilGAMES  okay thanks you'll get what i mean after

oh and if it formats like shit like that kirishima one that i c ant fucjing fix then im gonna explode

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Totally Casual Questions

"Hey there, listeners! It's another episode of Japan's favorite livestream 'Choco and Pajamas' with your host, Present Mic! Make sure to stick around because today we have an extra special guest—"

"I highly doubt that your stream is better than that Q&A All Might did once."

Hizashi looked seriously over to the man sitting in the chair next to him and kicked him with one padded All Might slipper. "And as you can see, we have my very best friend and eternal buzzkill, Eraserhead! That's right, I managed to get-" Aizawa shakes his head and mumbles how he was actually dragged and then bribed to guest star "- the elusive underground hero now turned fellow teacher at U.A! Easer, why don't you tell them how to ask questions?"

The words that Hizashi wants him to say reminds him of the torture he endured just mere moments ago... It took too long for him to get the words right. He sighs. Loudly. "Well if you want to ask us questions, you can click the link in the description and donate a certain amount of yen to get your question read," he says, pointing his fingers down because, apparently, that's where the description should be ."And if you're broke like us, you are free to type your reactions in the general chat to the right side of your screen." Another awkward finger gesture is done, and Hizashi claps while shouting, "Please go ahead and start because neither of us gets enough money by being teachers!"

Almost immediately they hear pinging noises from off screen as countless fans from all over Japan try to get into a question slot. A groan from off-screen resonates to the couch area, and Hizashi laughs as he runs around to behind the camera and moves it to show his two editors trying desperately to deal with the influx of questions. "Listeners! Look, you're killing Jason and Chris! They don't know how to handle something of this magnitude!" The two men turn around, one telling Hizashi to "for the love of all things holy, turn the camera back around" and the other lamenting how the loud male's popularity has doomed them all.

"How they survived before the thirty question limit is beyond me. I doubt they get paid enough for all of this crap," Aizawa comments once Hizashi puts the camera back in its original position. He shrugs and grabs his cup of hot chocolate. "I don't think any of us get paid enough for all of this." Aizawa can only nod.

"Okay, first question! SmallMight asks 'I really enjoy your English classes- Oh, hey, it's one of our students!" Aizawa stares at the name. "Jeez, I wonder which one it is," he says sarcastically. There's only one kid they know who would have the balls to use that name, and both imagine a mop of green hair at the same time.