questionable things my friends have said.

once

"if a fish has STD and you eat it, will you get the STD?"

"one, why would a fish have ST— *teacher walks in*
oh uh.. hi mr morgan!"
*teacher leaves*

"two, STD is a sexually transmitted disease."

"so, what if you fuck a fish?"

*done with life*

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the fact that i was the one asking the questions really haunts me