Namjoon
Namjoon: I know English, I don't need no help.
Jin
Y/N: read this... *points at word*
Jin: "pizzzzzzza"?
Y/N: it's actually "PETE-SA"..
Jin: but there is a "Z".
Y/N: it's just the writing.
Jin: then why couldn't the English people just spell it "peetsa".
Y/N: it just would look better with a Z.
Jin: but still.... when pronouncing the word, Z is utterly useless.
Yoongi
Y/N: read this with me... "SWAG"
Yoongi: "SWEG"
Y/N: no, no, no, it's "SWAG".
Yoongi: "SWEG"!
Y/N: Yoongi.... -.-
Yoongi: why do you weird people even call it "SWAG" when "SWEG" is much cooler?
Y/N: I think "SWAG" was the original..
Yoongi: can I just sleep? This is literally the only word I mispronounce..
Y/N: no, in your song Best of Me, you pronounced "best" as "bess".
(A/N: I can't pronounce S and T together properly either rip)
Hoseok
Y/N: read this.
Hoseok: okay :D
Y/N: okay, now.
Hoseok: "hose-eos"
Y/N: Hoseos?
Hoseok: Yeah.
Y/N: it's "hoses".
Hoseok: .......
Hoseok: no...
Jimin
Y/N: read this word...
Jimin: "tee-shhh-er"
Y/N: it's "teach-er"
Jimin: fine, "TEESHER"
Y/N: .........
Taehyung
Y/N: read this word please..
Taehyung: "bich".
Y/N: excuse me... in trying to teach you here!
Taehyung: no, I'm pronouncing the word.
Y/N: oh.....
Taehyung: "bich".
Y/N: Taehyung, it's "BEACH".
Jungkook
Y/N: read this word, Kookie..
Jungkook: "meelk".
Y/N: it's "milk".
Jungkook: "meelk".
Y/N: "MILK".
Jungkook: "MEELK".
Y/N: .......
Y/N: this is probably why you got 4 out of 100 on English in school.
Jungkook: you are so gonna pay for mentioning that......
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Fanfictionthe crazy book of imagines.... I swear, if you read this... you will feel the abnormal-ness of us ARMYS. edit : yes, think dirty. i actually made this book 4 years ago so i was an idiot child :) kinda old so please ignore the misspelt writing.
