Namjoon
Namjoon: babe, I'm really worried for you now.
Y/N: I Am PeRfECtLy OkAy, NaMJOoN!! WhAt aRE YoU TaLkInG AbOUt?!
Namjoon: *sighs*
Namjoon: I should've never let you drink with me.
Jin
Jin: ......
Y/N: *drinks nonstop*
Jin: you know what? *gets the alcohol from you*
Y/N: NOOOOOO
Jin: shut up, child. You're underaged.
Yoongi
Yoongi: *drinks with you*
Hoseok
Y/N: I LoVe My LiFEu!
Hoseok: you're taking my lines now -.-
Y/N: I don't have a businesseu!
Y/N: I am a horseu!
Hoseok: Wow, you know what. We're going home. *takes your hand and leaves the bar with you*
Jimin
Jimin: please stop drinking and notice me~~
Y/N: NO! THiS TaSTeS ToO GoOD!!
Jimin: that doesnt even taste good-
Y/N: SHuT UP
Jimin: you just drink it cuz it's addicting... NOW GIMME SOME ATTENTION! *picks you bridal style and carries you away from the bar*
Taehyung
Y/N: DO YOU WANT SOME?!
Taehyung: no...
Y/N: IT TASTES AWESOME THO!
Taehyung: no.... *is obviously bored and unhappy*
Jungkook
Jungkook: I won't drink...
Y/N: why not?!
Jungkook: because I'm not a man yet..?
Y/N: BUT THIS DRINK WILL TURN YOU INTO A MAN~~
Jungkook: I don't ARMYs would want me to become a man yet..
Y/N: WHo CaREs AbOUt WhAT YoUR CRaZY FAnS WAnT aNd THiNK?!
Jungkook: my hyungs only allow me to drink milk anyways...
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Fanfictionthe crazy book of imagines.... I swear, if you read this... you will feel the abnormal-ness of us ARMYS. edit : yes, think dirty. i actually made this book 4 years ago so i was an idiot child :) kinda old so please ignore the misspelt writing.
