Okay so there's this girl that used to be my BFF, now she's just being a bitchy hoe
Like she keeps following me around like a clueless puppy who doesn't know the way back home, I'm like "wtf, I will throw u in a fuqing trash can" and she laughs. I will cut this hoe
I try ditching her for my other friends, let's call one Mayonnaise, and the other Plain Jane
So I go with Plain and Mayo while she's with another girl called French Fries, then she comes back to me, I'm like, "ik I'm awesome but my power is not the reason u keep coming back to me, like u have other friends, I'm not ur only friend or is that the case?" She needs to gtfo my tail, and get her own life
Stop hanging around my life, sorry honey boo boo, u ain't gonna be living with me any time soon. she makes me share my CHOCOLATE FUQING WAFFLES with her, she doesn't deserve it, I only give them to French Fries cos I know she can kill me
Oh yeah, she's so dumb, she doesn't know she's being racist, talking all this shit about Black Panther, she was like "have u watched black panther?"
I was like "no"
"It's black."
She said those words I'm like, 'finish those sentences I fuqing dare you'
"They copied pink panther."
Hoe. Catch 👏🏽 These 👏🏽 Hands👏🏽
"Like, pink panther is so much original, and colourful, while black panther is just dull."
I swear I will flush her ugly ass head down the toilet and kick her teeth out with my bare fuqing feet and squash her eyeballs out.
I was like "you haven't even watched it."
"But it's black. It will always be boring."
I mean, I'm not black, but I'm triggered like, 'bitch u better stfu before I rip your mouth from your body.'
But irl I'm like "yeah, your opinion." In my mind, I'm thinking of so many was I could kill her, then ask God for forgiveness
Then like, one day, we were just joking around like "oh you like this, and you like that" then my friend French Fries blushed, and my friend, let's call her Hale Berry, asked "what's blushing? Like I can't blush"
And hoe was like "it's when your face turns red/pink duh," and we all physically face palmed, cos Hale is black, She was shooting daggers at hoe, and she was like "bitch, I can't blush."
Hoe was like, "everyone can."
I swear, I wanted to punch her in the face, "dude, she's black, even if she does blush, it won't show" I said with the blankest face possible.
"Whatever," She said, while rolling her eyes
I need better friends seriously, she's just becoming rude, and bitchy, and dumb, I'm sorry, but it's the truth.
Like, who talks shit about something they haven't even seen?
It's like, asking Anna, "why did you say yes to Hanz?"
But Anna was reasonable -_-
Sorry that I'm ranting but it is a rant book
My RANT book
I hope you feel for me
-Maddy C😉
