Garfield Love Stories ??

Jon's good night 😉

Jon was moving around in his bed because he was having a bad dream and also sweating because he was having a bad dream like I just fucking said but he woke up so it ain't that bad.
   Jon: "Uh oh spaghetti o's that sure was scary right, Garfield?"

Garfield, the buffest damn cat in the world, then turned to his scrawny bitch of a partner.
   Garfield: "I can't see your dreams dumbass also I want some pasta lol"

   Jon: "But I ain't got that lasagna right now Garfield!"

   Garfield: "oh yes you do Jon."

   Jon: "G-G-Garfield no! Not my spagento!"
But it was too late. The spasta in Jon's pants were already being slurped on, but not my Garfield. Jon and Jarfield both look down to see Odie eating that good ol' lasa.nga
   Jon: "Odie you piece of shit! Do the do to him, Garfield!"
Garfield then proceeded to kick his foot directly into Odie's bunghole, killing Odie instantly.
   Jon: "why would Odie do such a horrendous thing?"
Garfield then used all of his all knowing wisdom to answer Jon's very complex question.
   Garfield: "Well it is a Monday."
Jon accepted Garfield's answer and fell back asleep in Garfield's big, ol', hunky arms.