Jon was in the kitchen eating some Lagrange in the middle of the night. Jon was eating quickly in fear of Garfield. Damn if Garfield were to see Jon right now. Oopsie Garfield did see him though. Garfield looked into Jon's fearful eyes.
Garfield: "How could you human?"
Jon: "Idk wanna fuck?"
Garfield: "ok"
Jon then zoomed to Garfield and petted his cute fucking fur.
Farm field: Dang let's bang"
Jon: "Shut the fuck up."
Jon then proceeded to thurst gargnish and do the darn cat ok he end.
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