Josuke and Rohan Sort Some Things Out

Bonus Chapter (utter nonsense)

This is, I kid you not, the full, uncut rough draft of this fic and is consistent with how I draft everything. This is where it starts. This was my original plan for this story. This is the backbone of my angst-laden rants about drooping pompadours.

I thought you might enjoy it. Consider it the Duwang version of the finished product.

So Josugay is walking along walk walky walk and he is chatting with BrOkuyasu but JayGay's BROKEuyasu n he wants money ENTER KOICHI MY MINI MAN KOICHI OF THE STYLISH WALK with llike stuff? I guess? So Gay Joke asks him how he got the $$$ for the $tuff did he $teal it? does he have a $JoB>? and Kimchi says nah fam i just pose for hte weirdo man who probably licks statues an he give$ me $ome money. so Gay goes to the house of the artist who wears an egg for a headband and says hey give me $ome $money but the egg man says NO U BURNED MY HOUSE AND USED WEIRD DICE THAT THREW UP ON THINGS adn Gay says nah fam I need m$oney so draw eggs says ok posey pose a=nd I will give, you $money then they have a nice talk and josugay gets his mone$y and they are FriEnDs yay the endu